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No Power in Numbers Help a Captain survive a Recruitment Power Struggle, and then kill him and all his new recruits.

Stay Down You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.

Stinking Rebels Brand 5 Bodyguards of a Warchief, turning them against him in combat.

Nonconformist You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

The White Rider Liberate 30 slaves in 180 seconds while riding a caragor.

Irritable Bowels You shat your pants during a boss battle.

A Mighty Doom Acquire a level 25 Rune.

Canadian Handshake You've farted on people 100 times.

Chinpoko loco You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than Jesus You made friends with half of South Park.

I'm all that! Win a ranked match in every multiplayer mode.

Daddy Issues You befriended your father.

50 Kills: Dragon Sniper Defeat 50 enemies with the Dragon Sniper.

Avenger You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

Stick Savior You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.

Junk Peddler You sold 300 junk items.

Parkeologist You opened all of the garages in South Park.

Master of Mordor One has walked in Mordor.

Shopaholic You have collected half of the available costume sets.

Make it Rain! You've spent $500.

Animal Cruelty You've farted on animals 25 times.

Radical Ninja Stealth kill 15 enemies without alerting anyone.

Are We Cool? You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

KKK Hero You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

Day Walker You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Elven Hero You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.

Just Saying Hi You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Friends in Strange Places You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

Too Far You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

Perverted You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

Charted! - Easy Finish the game in Easy Mode.

Shopaholic Buy every upgrade and character in multiplayer.

Survivor Defeat 75 Enemies in a row without dying.

Gingivitis Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

What's Behind Door Number One? Unlock a costume gate in any episode.

Pulling Mud In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Ass of Fire You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Heisenberg You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

50 Kills: 92FS - 9mm Defeat 50 enemies with the 92FS - 9mm.

Inside Joke While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.

Charted! - Normal Finish the game in Normal Mode.

Dog Whistle You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

For the Hoarder You completed the game without selling any items.

Play It Safe Unlock the Cooper Safe in Episode 1.

I Need A Mouse Trap Meet up with an old adversary.

I Believe the Time Is Now Complete all the jobs and beat the boss in Episode 4.

Keep Your Turban On Make friends with Sly's long lost Cooper relative in Episode 5.

You bastards! You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

30 Kills: Wes - 44 Defeat 30 enemies with the Wes - 44.

Costume Party Obtain every costume in the game.