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Apes and cats App of love (Hit this 75 times)

Soap and love don’t mix Go ape! (Hit this 150 times)

Is this organic? Wash them often (Hit this 250 times)

Not the buns you’d like Kinky stunts (Hit this 150 times)

Are ya winning? The buns that are hot (Hit this 250 times)

Tears of parenting Horsing around (Hit this 150 times)

Epiphany! Mime your dad (Hit this 150 times)

Follow your nose! Your new eyes (Hit this 200 times)

Hang in there Loneliness (Hit this 50 times)

Charging is pointless Hanging calls (Hit this 75 times)

Selenites beware Peas love carrots (Hit this 200 times)

New horizons Got your nose! (Hit this 75 times)

Looking fly for a mayo guy Shoot to the moon (Hit this 400 times)

Stood up Flies are annoying (Hit this 350 times)

REALLY Horsing around Horizon one up (Hit this 300 times)

Chicks, man! Plug your charger (Hit this 120 times)

Hazardous peeps On the prowl (Hit this 175 times)

There is no better time than pizza time Flap over 30 buildings

Finding a money-giving place Make 50 dollah

The job market, man... Make 30 angry statements

Unbearably moist Stranger danger (Hit this 200 times)

Alone with your thoughts... Inner you (Hit this 150 times)

Be yourself A little too close and personal (Hit this 100 times)

Half-living Stop crying your heart out (Hit this 450 times)

Materialism is peas and carrots Be your better half (Hit this 550 times)

Sausage pizzas are a hot topic Deliver pizza joy to 100 people

Stare into the abyss... Moving on your own (Hit this 400 times)

Honest mistakes Eat 30 pizza slides

Can’t let hot pizza go to waste Open the door!

Delivering pizza was never easy Feel the pressure of your heart

Elevator? What’s that? Go up 20 moving stars

Lonely but homely YOU’RE one to talk (Hit this 200 times)

My Name is Mayo - The Second! High Cholesterol, High Reward.

The most beautiful secret This is beautiful (Unlock all)

Crab Cakes Kill FeeFee the crab.

Widowmaker Kill 40 enemies with the shotgun.

In Memory of Petruccio Collect all the Feathers.

Show your Colors Wear the Auditore cape in each city.

Master Assassin Unlock all trophies.

Now We're Getting Serious Fully mod and completely upgrade any weapon.

New Friends Fetch Lúnda's orb

It Was a Good Day Retrieve Mardöll

Besties Pet Speki and Svanna

JERICHO'S HERO Markus got enough parts

Full Gufa Free the Hafgufas

Historian Find 75% of all documents.

THIS IS MY STORY Finish the game once

BLOODHOUND Connor got the location of Jericho by himself

SCORCHED EARTH Markus or Connor detonated the freighter

SEND A MESSAGE Markus conducted a pacifist riot