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Run-On Sentence You made it through The Signal in one glorious go.

First Strike Stop the superpowers from launching the nukes.

Speedy Rexecutioner Destroy the Metal Gear REX boss in under 2 mins 30 seconds

Salt the Earth Defeat 200 Vargul

I'm Walking in the Air Complete Cloudy Isles

The Good Times are Killing Me Jam with a brigand.

Bellows Complete the Narrows and escape to the bridge portion of the game

Warp zone Reactivate all 5 warp gates.

King of Summer Defeat Yellow Gnome King.

Diseased Lichenthrope Defeated the Diseased Lichenthrope.

Time to Go Outside Promote a single character 5 times.

Terror in the Blood Defeat Diablo after using an ability that costs health while below 10% of your life.

Fell Angel Defeated Ultima.

Super Luchador Pancake Master Defeat 30 grubs using Body Slams.

Mogul Had 100 or more sovereigns in your purse.

Science Friction Earn 20 vanquishes using Crater Maker as a Space Station

I Fear Everything Reach level 30 as any class on Hardcore mode

Protect and Serve Protect the BSAA without any of them getting hurt.

Happy Reunion Complete Goblin Machinations

Now try online Win a Quick Race with AI Difficulty set to Hard (not unlockable in Split Screen mode).

Escort Duty Push a payload 100 meters without leaving it in Quick or Competitive Play.

Threat Neutralized Use the White Boost to destroy a projectile.

Just like a real boy Get green checks for all goals and presents on all planets in the full game.

Party's Over Destroy all Harley Balloons

Overthrown Dethrone the King in an online match

Ace Port Royal Ace Port Royal

Female Impersonator Completed any mission while transformed into a woman.

Clearing the Dance Floor Earn 200 vanquishes as an Electric Slide

Pathfinder Obtain 100% completion in South Africa Cup

Exalted Reputation Raise your reputation as a companion to rank 30

Master of Arms Main character achieved level 20 as a warrior

Story of My Life Completed all substories.

Amon Defeated Defeated Amon.

Clean Record Complete The Facts

Brainz Unattained Vanquish 100 zombies in PvP

Sharp Blade, Sharper Skills Turn on standby and get matched with another player while in Training mode.

Untouchable Clear a mission without taking damage

The Ravenous Defeated Pagurus.

The Perfect Mission Complete Separate Ways on Professional mode.

You Are S.O.L. Defeat your opponent 10 times with enemies you sent.

The Sister Defeat Perpetva.

Why Do Birds Suddenly Appear? Have Abe die in 15 different ways

Key to the Past Complete "Key to the Past"

Haikus not epics Find the Tome artifact.

Comin’ up Roses Earn 200 vanquishes as a Rose

Surrounded on All Sides Send 2,000 enemies to your opponent's map.

Don't Worry, Be Happy! Lose three battles.

Don't You Die on Me! Revive another player in Co-op mode

Spirits' Unrest Acquire the first hand scar

Little Baggy Collect 2 of either Roid Rage, The Virus, Growth Hormones, Experimental Treatment, or Speed Ball