Saunts

Dude, It's Like, Cannibalism Hoagie eats a Hoagie

And Then the Universe Implodes Try to mix the disappearing ink with Booboo-B-Gone

Expert Wenja Learn all skills.

Olive Branch Return the stamp album to Weird Ed

Rap Sheet: Thief Pick up 15 things that don't belong to you

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

Apex Predator Obtain all the Trophies.

Big Bang Defeat 20 enemies with explosives

Hacked a Security Camera The player has successfully hacked a security camera

No Stone Left Unturned Find all documents, relics and GPS caches.

Data Collector Scan all enemy types

Officer Complete 25% of all missions, cases, favors, events, jobs and races.

Professional Fortune Hunter Find 40 Treasures

Knife sheath + Unlock stealth perk 3

Brutal Slugger Kill 20 Enemies with Brutal Combo

Not So Fast Defeat 25 enemies while they are under the effect of Empowered Slow

Gadgetman Pick a lock, plant a bug, trace a phone, crack a safe, and take over a spy camera.

London uprising Defeat the London Monitor

I Remember! Gather all B-12 memories.

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Moronic Drone Get a job

Deliverance Release friend

Badges Collect all badges.

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

MORAL VICTORY Markus succeeded in making the soldiers stand back

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Liberation Complete game on any difficulty

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Changing Lanes Perform a Vehicle Takedown from the passenger seat of a vehicle (Campaign Co-op only).

Feel the Force Unlock all Jedi skills

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

Tourist Win a bet on a cockfight.

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

Researched a Splicer The player has taken at least one Research Photo of a Splicer

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Cleric Beast Defeat Cleric Beast.

Territory Scratch in every chapter.

Sneakitty Go through Midtown without being detected by the Sentinels.

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

Owned Complete every activity in a single location.

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar