Satyria

No disassemble! Make it through every level in "IKE-aramba!" at least once without dying

ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD! Get all of the time stars.

MASTER OF DISASTER! Get all the stars in the game.

I saw all those hits coming a measure away! Perfectly parry every non-boss enemy's Rhythm Parry attack. (Only for enemies in the main game.)
1/7

I Only Play for Sport! Finish game in less than 5 hours

True Komsomol Member Don't break any hammer and sickle windows

Victory Over the Bourgeoisie Fight the Guardian of the Kingdom by staying with him on the other side of the bridge with no way back

Alternating Currents Achieve Shift Goal on all levels in "IKE-aramba!"

Short Circuits Achieve Goal Time on all levels in "IKE-aramba!"

TRICK MASTER! Get all of the combo stars.

I can't see this ever being a problem again Solve the problem once and for all in an epic battle.

Souvenirs From Around the Globe Take every collectable item in a single walkthrough

I'm Not Very Sociable Eliminate the MP guard before he lets backup in

Free Willy Swim with orcas

Capitalist Accumulation Get hidden harpoon gun, M16, Automatic Pistols and Uzis in the first level

Snow March Finish first two levels without using snowmobiles

Trophy Fisherman Catch 50 large fish in Sea of Moving Ice with a single character

And the crowd goes wild! Finish the game and complete every level on the Very Hard difficulty.
0/12

Consolidate the Material Beat the game on New Game+

Na Zdorovye! Don't anger Inuit warriors or their spirits

Monkey Temple Choose the right road, but don't hit the monkeys with your quad bike

Snake Charming Find all cobras in the Caves of Kaliya level

The Dissolution Break all shattered floor panels over big funnel

Codex of India Collect all secrets in India levels

I Want to Believe Do a handstand on a watch tower

Photo Finish Run into the maintenance room before the Damned does

The Deep Get medipack in the water room

Defensive Capabilities Don't hurt the catfish, but don't let them bite you either

Crushin' Krishna Defeat Tony using grenade launcher (on New Game)

Limbo Master Don't let the turret lasers lock on to you, but don't turn them off either

From the Flanks Get to the cannibal village without the Smuggler's key, but with the Serpent Stones

In the Forefront Break into the cannibal village using Smuggler's key, not Serpent Stones

Largest Assortment Obtain all available weapons before final boss

The Fiends List Defeat All 13 Named Fiends in Vallenhas

Fire Safety Catch fire from every possible enemy and extinguish it in the water
1/9

Solve the Problem of Deficit Pick up that box of flares before the boulder rolls down

We’ll Surpass You. And We’ll Go Forward. Run through a corridor with a rolling blade without stopping and without taking damage

Kakie Vashi Dokazatelstva? Defeat two polar bears without evidence

Lost Souls Are Forgiven Kill no dam workers

Denouncing the Enemy Throw a flare into a small rat hole

Amphibian Woman Get into the water lock control room by opening all the levers in one breath

Rock Band 4 Platinum Trophy Earn every available trophy in Rock Band 4 to become a true rock 'n' roll legend!

Master of Fragments Defeat Red Dragon Knight and Neothelid with three runes attuned

Brilliant! Obtain five stars in all levels in hard mode (except Extra levels)

My Ultimate Setlist Complete all the floors in the Rhythm Tower.
5/60

That’s Just a Nightmare Finish Nightmare in Vegas bonus level

The Nightmare Just Got Worse Kill both T-Rexes

Codex of Melnikov Collect all 15 secrets

Planned Economy From the start of the level get the Mask of Tornarsuk in less than 50 seconds

Legitimate Repression Leave three sasquatches locked in the start cage