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Hello, Friend Use the Oath Stone of Orkos in Combat 10 Times

Fully Loaded Completely Upgrade Kratos

Poco Chinpoko You collected 5 Chinpokomon.

This Pattern is Mine You got them all. You got them all.

Acceptance You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.

Made This for You You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.

Shutout You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.

Skilled Defender Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.

Swinger Ring out an enemy with the Club

Weapon Proficiency Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.

New Kid On The Block You have joined the KKK.

Maybe you should call a Doctor? Keep the Rage Meter Filled for 2+ Minutes

Fireproof Complete the Screw of Archimedes without getting hit by the Fire Traps

First Day in South Park You completed your first day in South Park.

Mastery You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.

Lubed up Complete the slide in the Statue of Apollo without dying

Stay Down You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.

Tag Teamed Hit 100 Enemies with the Oath Stone of Orkos

If it ain't broke... Reconstruct all of the Decayed Chests

Nonconformist You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

Can't Stop, Won't Stop. BadBoy! Perform a 1000 Hit Combo

No Drake. You can't have these. Collect all Artifacts in the game

Irritable Bowels You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Chinpoko loco You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

Canadian Handshake You've farted on people 100 times.

More Popular Than Jesus You made friends with half of South Park.

Daddy Issues You befriended your father.

Avenger You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

Stick Savior You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.

Junk Peddler You sold 300 junk items.

Parkeologist You opened all of the garages in South Park.

Shopaholic You have collected half of the available costume sets.

Make it Rain! You've spent $500.

Hold Still Please Slow 100 Enemies with the Amulet of Uroborus

Animal Cruelty You've farted on animals 25 times.

KKK Hero You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

Are We Cool? You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

Day Walker You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Elven Hero You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.

Just Saying Hi You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Friends in Strange Places You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

Too Far You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

Perverted You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

Gingivitis Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Pulling Mud In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Ass of Fire You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

20X Multiplier! Get a 20X Multiplier

Heisenberg You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

Inside Joke While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.

Legendary Warrior Complete the game on Hard Difficulty