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Prison Break Free Kratos from his imprisonment

Gotta Hand It To You Defeat the infected Hand of Aegaeon

Biting the Hand that Feeds You Defeat Megaera and the Titan Hecatonchires

Tell Me How You Really Feel Kill 25 Enemies using the Rage of the Gods

That's Gonna Leave a Mark Spill 500 buckets of blood on Kratos

Open Minded Win the Buttonless MiniGame against a Juggernaut

Moonwalker Simulated walking backwards for fifty seconds

Unleashed Throw, Slam and Ram a grappled enemy

Big Spender Upgrade any Magic to the next level

Passive Observer Discovered the power of interactivity by doing nothing at all

Wrong Number Spent time waiting for a call

Tools of the Trade Use All 5 World Weapons in Combat

Snakes on a Train Ride the snake back to the Tower of Delphi

Hot Lunch Win the Buttonless MiniGame against a Manticore

Gateway Gas Breathe the toxic gases within the Oracle's Temple

Round and Round Solve the Rolling Crusher Puzzle

Perpetual Motion Rode the Witches Hat for two minutes

Quaid!!! Defeat Pollux

Handyman Reconstruct the Water Wheel of Kirra

Hypochondriac Arrived and left Wade's surgery many, many times

Bros before Foes Orkos helps Kratos escape the Fury Ambush

You Bastards! Treat the Martyr of Hecatonchires poorly

Blind Justice Use the Eyes of Truth successfully

The End Completed the game

Next time use the stairs Complete the Gauntlet of Archimedes

Bond Broken Complete the Game

Howard's Train Spent time playing with Howard's train set

Light as a Feather Collect all of the Phoenix Feathers

Tea Leaf Attempted to break into every caravan in Lakeside Holiday Camp

Trainspotter Noted all of the train numbers

Last Orders Waited for a pint at The Stars and The Whistler

The Eyes have It Collect all of the Gorgon Eyes

Ready Meal Made some tasty meals using the power of nuclear energy

Graffiti Artist Found all the Chads

Open Ended Reached Stephen's bunker without ending any other story arc

Lost Read all of the You Are Here maps

Bibliophile Read all of the Bittern books

Radio Enthusiast Listened to all the radios before doing anything else

Backtracker Used the hidden paths to return to each area in the game

Completionist Triggered all of the story in the game

Hello, Friend Use the Oath Stone of Orkos in Combat 10 Times

Fully Loaded Completely Upgrade Kratos

Acceptance You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.

This Pattern is Mine You got them all. You got them all.

Poco Chinpoko You collected 5 Chinpokomon.

Made This for You You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.

Shutout You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.

Swinger Ring out an enemy with the Club

Skilled Defender Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.

Maybe you should call a Doctor? Keep the Rage Meter Filled for 2+ Minutes