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Quick draw Unlock tactical perk 2

Hip to Add Squares Increase your inventory slots.

Most Annoying Guest Ever Ring the front desk bell 100 times

First Break-In Open a dial safe.

Rider's Block Make 20 Saves

Quick regeneration Unlock tactical perk 3

50 Kills: Moss - 12 Kill 50 Enemies with the Moss - 12

Energy Conscious Turn off the television

Unforgivable On the Loose - Do not forgive Madison

Dude, It's Like, Cannibalism Hoagie eats a Hoagie

Gladiator Play a game on Utopia Coliseum

And Then the Universe Implodes Try to mix the disappearing ink with Booboo-B-Gone

Charted! - Normal Finish the Game on Normal Without Changing the Difficulty

Olive Branch Return the stamp album to Weird Ed

Misdirection Distract 15 enemies with rocks (Campaign only).

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

Brother In Arms Liberate 1 Outpost playing as Hurk (Campaign Co-op only).

A Vault-like Mind Open a portable safe.

Hidden in the deep Locate the underwater stash

Bullet feeder Unlock assault perk 4

Customizer Customize a weapon.

Pacifist Complete the Sewers without killing any Zurks.

Grenade pouch + Unlock demolition perk 2

Learner's Permit Mastered the fundamentals of gravity.

Big Brother Protect Francesca.

Far, Far Away... Drive a total of 50 km

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Brutal Slugger Kill 20 Enemies with Brutal Combo

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

So Close... The Old Warehouse - Reach the end with all characters... and fail

Clean Up Your Act Defeat Sasha.

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

Don't Fence Me In Climb a chain link fence and rejoice.

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Knife sheath + Unlock stealth perk 3

True Potential Purchase every upgrade for a single power.

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you