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Mr. Nowhere Destroy all Mr. Everywhere statuettes.

A Helping Hand Issue your first supply request.

Inside Joke While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.

Dog Whistle You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

For the Hoarder You completed the game without selling any items.

You bastards! You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Pelicans in Your Pocket Obtain all of the Antique Coins in Easy or Normal difficulty.

Dragon Wrath You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Outpatient You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.

House of the Ned Completed the "House of the Ned" mission

Extraction Fulton extract an enemy soldier.

Hi Score Collect 1,000,000 points over all levels you have played

Soak and Sigh Take your first hot spring bath.

We're Whole Again Complete Episode 5: Mama.

Truth to Power You farted on four major authority figures.

Incredible Height! Travel to an incredible height

Incredible Speed! Travel at incredible speed

Helping Hand Complete your first "extra thing to do"

Two Girls, One Stick You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.

Chinpokolypse You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

Jakobs Fodder Completed the "Jakobs Fodder" mission

Ned's Undead, Baby, Ned's Undead Killed Ned. Again.

Night of the Living Ned Killed Ned...sort of

Face Hoff You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.

BBs: A Bridge Between This World and the One Beyond Complete Episode 6: Deadman.

"BB" Complete Episode 7: Clifford.

Sackbird Spend 8 seconds or more in the air

Reflection Complete the adventure.

Pumped Porter Deliver 3,000 kg of cargo.
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Rest In Pieces In a BT area, cut an umbilical cord for the first time without the BT noticing.

No Child Left Behind You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

In Service Obtained the Maid costume.

Sixty Deaths and Sixty Births in a Day Complete Episode 8: Heartman.

Making a Monster Built the New Car: Monster

The Particle of God Complete Episode 9: Higgs.

I'm Your Die-Hardman Complete Episode 10: Die-Hardman.

Undertaken Complete a SIDE OP.

She's waiting for you on the Beach. Complete Episode 12: Bridges.

Thanks for Everything Complete Episode 14: Lou.

Bring Back My Baby Complete Episode 11: Clifford Unger.

Thank You, Sam Complete Episode 13: Sam Strand.

The World's Most Popular Porter Reach a total of 50,000 Likes on the Results Screen.

Connection Ride the Great White Shark.

Just Get Me Outta Here Complete the game within 4 hours.

Re-Buttal You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Walk it Off Complete the game using only 3 First Aid Meds or less.

This One Is Mine Customize a vehicle.

The Diary of a Maid Completed “The Diary of a Maid.”

Platoon Increase Mother Base staff to 50 or more personnel.

More Popular Than John Lennon Everyone in South Park is your friend.