Sam_link

Ordinary Daddy issues. (Hit this 100 times)

Dad Like that old time Rock and Roll! (Hit this 50 times)

Rock Star! Young soul. (Hit this 10 times)

Young Boy I am Mayonnaise (90 hits)

Vanished... Screw that. (Hit this 300 times)

Go eat cake Hit 500 times!

20th century diet Hit 350 times!

Micro downsizing Hit 200 times!

Screwed Drink coffee. (Hit this 150 times)

Catch my cold! Slap that cheese! (Hit this 250 times)

Cheesy Rap Drop the bombshell! (Hit this 50 times)

Blonde bombshell! Zzz... (Hit this 150 times)

Elephant fun times! Feline Ketchup. (Hit this 500 times)

Talking about life Philosophy. (10 hits, follow the life)

Philosophy Part of life. (10 hits, follow the life)

Part of life Muscles. (10 hits, follow the life)

Muscles Move. (10 hits, follow the life)

I'm just a mayo. Flipped. (Hit this 500 times)

*The Crow movie pun* Hit 8000 times!

I am Mayonnaise! Talking about life. (10 hits, follow the life)

What do we do now? Unlock all the rewards!

My Name is Mayo! Unlock all the trophies!

Archivist Collect all phonograph cylinders

Detail Oriented Inspect all photographs and documents

Inspector First Class Find all inspect items

The Grail Collect all Trophies

Freedom of Speech Disrupt 10 activist rallies

Everyone's a Critic Take out 10 street musicians

What Did You Call Me? Kill 10 obnoxious Akuran gang members

Keep It Up Stay in the air for more than 45 seconds

Spin-off Beat down 10 sign twirlers

The Birth of an Assassin Be reborn as Ezio Auditore Da Firenze.

Arrivederci Abstergo Break out of Abstergo.

Welcome to the Animus 2.0 Enter the Animus 2.0.

Malice Get them before they get you

Drop Everything Comet Drop over 170 meters

Cough Drop Comet Drop on three coughing enemies

Hat Trick Defeat an enemy using three different power sources

Double Smoke Stack Attack Dash through two red air vents without touching the ground and then Comet Drop on an enemy

Contempt Don't fear the weak

Revenge An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth

Infamous Achieve Level 5 Evil Karma

Dominance Show the world that nobody can protect them

Rebellion Finish the story with Evil Karma

Unstoppable Finish the game on Expert difficulty

The Pain of Betrayal Complete DNA Sequence 1.

Lightning Strike Sprint for 100 meters.

Fish in a Barrel 25 Stasis + Weakpoint Kills

Enjoy Your Powers Collect all trophies

Vengeance Complete DNA Sequence 2.