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Hmmm Bacon Crouch In The Store. That Should Work.

Like the back of your hand Reach 100% exploration on one REGION in Alps

Tunguska Tonic Complete all the Tunguska Gene Blends.

Bane of Thedas Handed victory to the archdemon by killing Ferelden's last Grey Warden. ("Darkspawn Chronicles" downloadable content)

Unite In Speed Completionist Gain all stars in 'Unite In Speed'.

Forgotten Lore Receive all 5 cards from The Trader in P03's factory.

The legend was not enough Reach the LEGEND rank in 3 different fields of expertise

Spreading the Good Word Complete all the Cult of Arkvoodle missions in Albion.

Throttled Survival Kill the Breeder while using a Relic in Nightfall in Regular or Hardcore difficulty.

Long Winded Parachute for 30 seconds and successfully land in a single turn.

I Heard THAT Collect all 12 Audio Logs

We All Float Up Here Purchase all the upgrades for the Anti-Gravity Field.

Camper Use the camp at least 25 times.

Copter Rider Have a snack on the Petit-Copter!

In the Belly of the Beast In Zetsubou No Shima, survive getting consumed.

Ballroom Blisk Complete "The Good, the Bad, and the Furon."

Shock Treatment Purchase all the upgrades for the Zap-O-Matic.

Big Spender Purchase a Concrete Donkey from the in-game shop.

Salute Me Achieve the rank of Lieutenant.

You Died Alot Get killed by Jason 100 times.

Successful Reentry Complete "Milenkov," and the game.

Beast Mode Straight Arm a Defender to Protect the Ball

Arc of Iron Defeat 3 enemies with one Throwing Anchor.

Survived Mayday Kill the Kraken for the first time in Mayday in Regular or Hardcore difficulty.

It's Disinte-Great! Purchase all the upgrades for the Disintegrator Ray.

Silent but Deadly Perform 5 takedowns in a row without being spotted by the KPA.

Pacesetter Completionist Gain all stars in 'Pacesetter'.

Team Player A 1-on-1 fight is fun, but it's more fun with friends! Try fighting in a Team Battle!

In Good Form Get an online form of 75 or better.

Seriously, Guys, They're No Big Deal Collect all the Alien Artifacts in Takoshima.

Make it Count Win a ranked multiplayer match.

Robin Hood Kill a KPA soldier with a crossbow bolt from over 50 meters away.

Missile Kiss Make two Power-Metal missiles collide.

Mr. Climax Trigger all Climax Heat variations for Kiryu, Saejima, Akiyama, and Shinada.

Escape Artist Successfully extract 25 times in Hazard Zone

British Invasion Complete all the Odd Jobs in Albion.

Vendetta Destroyed the career of Guard Captain Eams. ("Leliana's Song" downloadable content)

Not Bad For a Human Complete all Campaign levels on Hardened difficulty

Taking Flight In Gorod Krovi, ride a Dragon.

Gruesome Encore Allow The Mycologists to experiment on a creature that is already itself an experiment.

Duct Tape FTW Create all combo weapons

Hardcore Gamer Complete all Operations on Difficulty Level 7+.

Targets Acquired Get past the first gate in Awakening in Regular or Hardcore difficulty.

Bad Day on the Moon Complete the Odd Job in Solaris. (There's only the one, but now we're stuck with this theme.)

Overprotective Have 20 cells at one time on the Metal-Beam shield.

Top Ten Rank in the top 10 at the Coliseum for the first time.

New Superpower Complete all China Rising Assignments

A Growing Darkness Reach maximum Dark Balance.

Going The Distance Drive a total of 1,081 miles.

You know you're REALLY Insane, right? Complete the entire main campaign on Authentic Plus difficulty