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Prickle Party Get 1000 total thorn stacks in a room.

Lazer Priest - Standard 5-Star all songs on Standard (or above).

Performer Play any of your own music with more than 200 drumbeats, and get "Perfect" rank.

Paint The Town Red Score the most Paint Points whilst on the red team on a city track.

Truly Space Paranoid Earn 96 total Stars.

Polyphonic Complete an "Ensemble Mode" run (solo or co-op)

Impossible, Right? Complete "All Zones Mode" with solo Coda

Good Riddance All trophies collected. I hope you had the time of your life!

Stolen Thunder Throw out two runners attempting to steal a base in any RTTS game.

Triple Play Turn a triple play in any mode versus the CPU.

Guitar God 5 star all Van Halen songs on Guitar Career. (expert)

The Woodshed 5 star guitar for 'Little Guitars', 'Cathedral', 'Spanish Fly', and 'Eruption.' (expert)

Bon Appétit TimeTrial Beat Bon Appétit side mission in under 7 minutes

Stack It Even Better TimeTrial Beat the 3rd stacking challenge in under 3 minutes

Sticky Satellite TimeTrial Assemble the satellite in under 1:45 minutes all by yourself

Fight Your Boss TimeTrial Beat your boss in under 5:30 minutes

Rocket Launcher 2 Finish One Small Step with the least possible rockets and no slingshot used

Peanutbutter Find and eat all the peanutbutter barrels in the game

TRIPLE KILL Get Triple Kill 500 times.(Shard Clash Only)
10/1000

Arcade Master Play arcade mode more than 1000 times.
10/1000

ACE Complete the game on Hard

TITAN HUNTER Kill all bosses on Hard

Big Shot Destroy a total of 250 vessels

Back from the Dead Enter at least 10 seconds after the others in a multiplayer race and win the race

School out! Complete all challenges on the School track (Career mode)

Rising Star Complete all challenges on the Stadium ver.2 track (Career mode)

Ultimate drift machine! Reach Stage 3 on the Dyno (Career mode)

Quiplash 3: Domination Get a Quiplash on every answer in Rounds One, Two and Three

Quiplash 3: Secret Schmitty Trigger a response from Schmitty with your answer

Quiplash 3: Great Minds Finish the game in a tie

The Poll Mine: Vs the World In Streamer Mode, play against an audience of 1,000 or more

Slow and Steady Complete a full lap on any track without hitting any Boost Pads (outside the training campaign).

Treasure Master Master all of the Treasure Hunter relics.

Famous drummer Sign your names on local leaderboards for 30 times.

CAMPAIGN MODE COMPLETED You completed Campaign mode!

Lichtgod is real Play Lichtspeer for 100 hours

Nerves of steel Finish the game on rage quit difficulty

Good Riddance Unlock a Golden Disc Gun or Golden Nuke Launcher.

Vault Raider Unlock all Crowns as one character.

You Play It Well Perfectly play the Lets Play section in the song Play With Me as a lead Guitarist on Expert.

Groovy! Fully upgrade your shield or blast attack.

Platinum Trophy Win all Bronze, Silver, and Gold Trophies.

RTTS Road Warrior Win 8 out of 10 starts on the road in RTTS on All-Star or higher difficulty.

Nightmare unlocked Complete the fifth world on "impossible"

Tentaculicious La Kalma thanks you.

CLOSE-QUARTER MASTERY Kill 500 enemies with melee weapons. (Shard Clash Only)
0/1000

PREEMPTIVE STRIKE Draw First Blood 1000 times.
0/1000

Adultman Get to the 30th floor.

Decked Out! Purchase every single unit in Conquest mode

High Alert Reach alert level 10 in Conquest mode