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Dude, It's Like, Cannibalism Hoagie eats a Hoagie

And Then the Universe Implodes Try to mix the disappearing ink with Booboo-B-Gone

The Bell Killer's Story Learned about the Bell Killer

Only You Sucessfully complete the First Trial (Solo Campaign only).

Saving Deputy Hudson Save Deputy Hudson (Solo Campaign only).

Peachy Keen Bait Peaches into going back home (Solo Campaign only).

Grenade pouch + Unlock demolition perk 2

Olive Branch Return the stamp album to Weird Ed

Sewer Rat Destroy a cult water treatment pump and make them thirst for revenge (Solo Campaign only).

RUTHLESS The Tracis were killed

Rap Sheet: Thief Pick up 15 things that don't belong to you

Codex Discovered the meaning of the supernatural graffiti

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

Slasher Kill 3 enemies with one hit.

Drive By Stop an armored truck by taking out the driver.

Gladiator Play a game on Utopia Coliseum

THESE ARE OUR STORIES Spend 20,000 bonus points

Officer Complete 25% of all missions, cases, favors, events, jobs and races.

Collector All Collected all of the artifacts

Moving On Collected every trophy in the game

Professional Fortune Hunter Find 40 Treasures

Blissful Save the Marshal from the Bliss (Solo Campaign only).

Brutal Slugger Kill 20 Enemies with Brutal Combo

Knife sheath + Unlock stealth perk 3

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Locked and Loaded Buy all attachments for one weapon (Campaign only).

Moronic Drone Get a job

Data Collector Scan all enemy types

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Not So Fast Defeat 25 enemies while they are under the effect of Empowered Slow

I'm a Legend Be equipped with only Legendary equipment.

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

I Remember! Gather all B-12 memories.

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Changing Lanes Perform a Vehicle Takedown from the passenger seat of a vehicle (Campaign Co-op only).

Badges Collect all badges.

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

Tourist Win a bet on a cockfight.

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

Ben-Hur Win the first Hippodrome tournament.

Roooaaarrrrr! Tame a lion.

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater