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Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Mr. Hand Discover the secret 'Hades Arm' room

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Triathlon Defeat all three Ski Gnorcs

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

I Can See My House From Here! Reach the "Top of the World" in the Black Desert territory.

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Archer of the Month Headshot kill an enemy with the bow while in the air.

I Know My Land Defog the whole map.

Overheating Witness raining bugs in the desert.

Depths Below Kill Hades

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

Circle of Life Feed a predator with a corpse.

Set-up Date Bring a tamed lion to a crocodile.

Took the Shaman's Path Survived the Shaman's Path and found Ourea's retreat.

Handy Man Sever Gaia’s hand

Bloody Hell Cover Kratos in 500 buckets of blood by killing the enemies

Sharpshooter Shoot out a cop's tires while fleeing in a police chase.

For Those About to Die… Complete all arena events in the Krokodilopolis Arena.

Master Diver Complete 15 underwater locations.

Pops of the Tops Detonate 3 explosive chests on the pillars in Alpine Ridge

Shine Lord Kill Helios

Safe Driver Cruise for 2 minutes over 60 Km/h without damaging your car.

Stargazer Complete all 12 Stone Circles.

Reduce, Reuse, Recycle Sell 100 trinkets at once.

The Harder They Fall Defeat the war elephants Qetesh & Resheph.

Where's My Black Flag? Defeat 8 Ship Captains.

Words of Wisdom Complete all hermit locations.

Overdesign Kill a poisoned level 35+ enemy with the torch in less than 30 seconds.

Comin' Through! Charge through 4 Armored Druids near the start of Magic Crafters

Cage Free Free a trapped Chicken