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The Florist Collect one flower from each of the nine realms

Releasing the Floodgates Kill Poseidon

Begone! The men push off, paddling the raft beyond the island and into the night.

Nice Day Surfacing, they find themselves men once more, who, for the moment, splash about like happy children under the moonlit sky.

The Librarian Collect all of the Books

Ye've Done It “This day, you reach the end of a story,” she continues, “and the last of its paths.”

Trials by Fire Complete the Trials of Muspelheim

The Curator Collect all of the Artifacts

The True Queen Battle Gná

Grave Mistake Battle King Hrólf

Collector Obtain all Relics and Sword Hilts

The Bear and the Wolf Collect all Trophies

Most Annoying Guest Ever Ring the front desk bell 100 times

Burnt to a Crisp Acquire the Bow of Apollo

Energy Conscious Turn off the television

And Then the Universe Implodes Try to mix the disappearing ink with Booboo-B-Gone

Olive Branch Return the stamp album to Weird Ed

Rap Sheet: Thief Pick up 15 things that don't belong to you

Slasher Kill 3 enemies with one hit.

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

Almost There Complete Main Quest "The Final Weighing".

The End Complete the last Main Quest.

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Moronic Drone Get a job

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Hitting Your Stride Upgrade any weapon to the next level

What's in the Box? Unlock the strong chest in Doctor Shemp

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

Fatality! Finish an arena boss with an Overpower Attack.

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Road Rage Destroy an opponent in a Hippodrome race.

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold