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The Fourth Horseman Complete 'Game Over' on Veteran difficulty.

Cashing Out Complete The Man Himself quest.

Houdini Got arrested three times and escaped each time.

You're On A Boat! Finish Operation: Shanghaied

The Itsy Bitsy Spider Finish Operation: Robot Wars

Leaving for the New World Achieve 9S's ending.

Surprise! Perform 5 Eagle's Talon takedowns

New In Town Complete the mission "Plan B".

Something Fishy Don't feed the animals! Or do, they're adorable.

Deep and Hard Complete the game on Hardened or Veteran difficulty.

Make Every Voice Count Finish Operation: Power to the Sheeple

Duck If You Love Life Avoid Jack's scissor attack by crouching.

May Be Used Against You Hack an enemy turret.

Hotel California Fight through the Halperin Hotel to make contact with the authorities.

Cut & Run Burke agreed to help you kill Marcano

Irritable Bowels You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Back Off, Mrs. B! Fight off Marguerite while she wanders the old house to make her run away.

Not Arresting You Anymore Complete No Way Out quest.

Canadian Handshake You've farted on people 100 times.

Uptown and Downtown Complete Mrs Puff's Mission in Downtown Bikini Bottom.

Gun Pals! Send an item to a friend.

Confessional Kill 5 Heretics

A Real Hero Save a cat from the Burning Hotel.

Chinpoko loco You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

A Mighty Doom Acquire a level 25 Rune.

Hack the World Trigger the hack of the century

Like Father Like Son Defeat Alighiero

The Minds That Emerged View the final credits.

Weapon Specialist Acquire all upgrades for all weapons

Hidden In Plain Sight Find your way to Miami

Destruction is My Job 80% of all unit data unlocked.

Machines vs. Machines 50 machine lifeforms destroyed by remote control.

A Round by the Pond 20 different kinds of fish caught.

Are You Crazy? Get a Comet into the Ultor lobby

Surf's Up! Finish the main missions of Goo Lagoon

Lunar Tear The place of memories has been visited.

Hunter in the Forest Learned the Bow Ability.

Beast of Legend Defeat the Nahual

Not That I Mind... 1 hour played with 9S in a certain state.

The Mercenary 80% of all quests completed.

The Book of More, Man Find 64 Tomes

Squirrel Smasher Defeat 100 robots as Sandy

Hit 'n Run Run over 10 soldiers in a vehicle

Aiden's Apocalypse Destroyed the gas station, the church, the gun store and the helicopter.

The Ultimatum Complete 'Ultimatum', 'All In', and 'No Fighting in the War Room' on Veteran difficulty.

More Popular Than Jesus You made friends with half of South Park.

Hogar Dulce Hogar Fully upgrade one Camp Facility at any Guerrilla Camp (Solo Campaign only)

"Nice shooting, son" Complete the game on any difficulty level.

A Road Less Traveled Discover a "?" Bonus Path.

Gates of Dis Enter the lower circles of The Inferno