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Completist Unlock all Prestige Badges.

The Best Around Get an A++ on a Bagel Race level

Dude, where's my square car? Drive a compacted vehicle

Zombie Boy Beat The Rapture dark world without dying

I Have No Idea What I'm Doing Smash all canisters within 10 seconds.

We're Going On An Adventure! Take your radio with you.

So Fresh, So Clean Cleanse All Beacons
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Daredevil of the Wasteland Jump off all Ramps

Elenor Defeat Elenor

Fire Arrows Shoot the Little Scout at the artificial sun in the Stranger.

Rye Hard Complete all Rampage Levels

Doughny Hawk Stand upright on the skateboard and ride it for 1m or more as the Wholemeal bread

Bring My Ova Back to Me Collect all of the Ova
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The Grate Filter Swim through the dam grate. Not everyone makes it!

Simulation Hypothesis Attempt to use the artifact at a normal campfire. Well, that settles that!

Crash Course Complete all Hooferdome Courses

Marathon Rider Drive 42.195 km with your motorcycle

Wheels of Fortune Find all Golden Wheels

Girl Boy Beat Cotton Alley light world without dying

1000000% Just Stop!

Nothing But Skull Complete a brain transplant by throwing it in.

Flat Hearther Stand your ground beneath a moving chain elevator.

Celsius 232.78 This knowledge isn't going to forbid itself!

Live Free and Try Hard Find all Baadlands Trinkets

Calm Before the Storm Arrive at the Auditorium

Early Adopter Attempt to use the second artifact prototype. Curiousity killed the cat, but a time loop brought it back.

Impossible Boy Beat Cotton Alley dark world without dying

Peter's Perfect Parry Perfect Guard each one of The Nameless Captive's headspins using the Untarnished Seal

Super Meat Boy! Unlock all other trophies

Oof Ouch, My Bones Have your spine adjusted by a pursuer.

It's over now? Defeat Zmey, the Unbidden

First Success Complete an alien organ transplant.

Maximus Instinctus Complete all Baadlands Instincts

1 / 900 Yahaha! You found me!

Jump Shot Successfully pocket a ball after jumping over another ball.

This is Not an Achievement Complete Mortal Shell II

Sleep. Wake. Repeat. Be woken up from a dream 5 different ways in a single loop.

Around the world in 90 seconds Raft around the Stranger in under 90 seconds.

Stoned Find all Tarstones
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Brainstorm Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute 30 seconds.

Won't Even Need Glasses! Perform a corridor eye transplant losing less than 1250ml of blood

Open Really Wide Perform a corridor teeth transplant losing less than 550ml of blood

Don't Even Need A Bucket Perform a corridor heart transplant losing less than 900ml of blood

Evicted! Outrun the stampeding prisoners.

You'll Never Take Me Alive! Escape your pursuers by jumping to your "death" instead of dodging past them.

Ghosts in the Machine Reach all 3 Forbidden Archives in a single loop without getting caught.

Blink And You'll Miss It Perform an eye transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.

You've Read the Manual! Pull yourself close to your enemy with the Whip

Big Spender Purchase all abilities.

Demonstration of Violence Destroy the Robogirl at Chelomey