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Are you even trying? Lose the first mission in either Campaign

Fine Diner Eat ten kinds of food

China Shop Shoot 5,000 pieces of glass

All Adds Up Play all Arithmetic Games

Go Fetch! Open your first dice door.

Child of the Earth Poison an enemy 100 times

Stick to the Script Defeat Ruvik before the final showdown in The Consequence. (Ch. 4)

Small Steps Complete your first Quest Objective

Pierce the Heavens Defeat 200 Nyak

Jawa Juicer Crush 5 Jawas by using the grinder in the Garbage Processing Room

Tideslinger Land 300 Tidal attacks combined (excluding battles in the Hall of Virtue).
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Better Squidaddle Don't take any damage while riding the squid.

No Dragon Your Heels Make it across General Dragon's back without taking any damage.

Luna Kazooed Watch the Moon Witch transform Pikarina and Ying Yang in every possible way.

Family Man Rescue your first family member.

It's All Your Fault Collect all Research Documents in The Consequence.

This is Just the Beginning Complete the hidden letter in The Consequence.

An Exotic Journey Collect 15 Forsaken Exotic weapons or pieces of armor.

Kosmera's Embrace Curse an enemy 100 times

Hot Bot Use the hot irons three times on the Gonk Power Droid

Stroke of Genius Finish a game at Genius difficulty

Rats and Ashes You caused a death using an arc mine and a rat

Explain That Tamed the tides.

Street of Dreams Drive the Porsche 911 Speedster for 20 miles (32.1 kilometres)

The Porsche Principle Get Gold or Distinction in all Porsche Pack events

80% of the time, I hit every time Complete a mission with over 300 shots fired and 80% accuracy or better.

Quackshot Collect all of Donald's Chili Peppers.

Hopelessly Romantic Across all playthroughs, experienced all possible romances

Ready To Retire Collect pollen from 3000 flowers

HMS Interceptor Complete the race in Cursed Bay with at least 4000 points left on the clock

Message from the Empress You performed a drop assassination from atop the Empress statue in The Knife of Dunwall

Official PETW Member Make it through the Ice Caves without killing a single Wampa

Gamer Play Soul Brother

Eastern Front Conquer the Fortress of Shindrâm as Talion.

Alchemist Upgrade an Essence Stone to Rank 7

Chase the Ace Play 5 games of Most Wanted as a Cop

Swift Justice Get distinction in all the Super Sports Cop events

Priority Target Play 5 games of Most Wanted as a Racer

Berserker Perform a Greatsword Weapon Technique 100 times

Nobleman Give away a Delicious Ham

True Blue Earn a Distinction in every single-player Cop event

Gold, Silver, and... Pick up 100,000 electrum

Untouchable Get gold in all the Super Sports Racer events

Hunter Defeat 40 Mid-Bosses

The Chosen One Equipped +15 divine equipment in all slots. (Excludes accessories.)

To the Brim Golden Axe 3 - Max out your magic

Mediterranean Diet Save all Kissers of Wounds.

Gotta Kill 'Em All! Kill every type of enemy (doesn't include boss battles)

Masterpieces Get Gold or Distinction in all Lamborghini Pack events

Golddigger Earn a Gold Medal in every single-player Racer event