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Ancient Blood Defeat Felicity D'Abano

Rexecutioner Destroy the Metal Gear REX boss

Eye of the Needle As a Racer, drive through an undamaged Road Block without hitting it

What's Mine Is Yours Send an Item Box to a Teammate 5 times during a Race.

Pointless Machines Collect the Crystal Heart in Chapter 1

Infiltration Clear the "Classified Intel Acquisition" Side Op while riding in the back of a truck

That Was Close Win a race with less than 0.1s of difference from the runner-up

Switched Off Complete mission contract 'Lights Out'

Not kidding! Reach the podium in a total of 30 Quick Races (not unlockable in Split Screen mode).

Lamentation Purify Dark Witch Eleine

Resurrections Collect the Crystal Heart in Chapter 2

Perfect Timing Complete 100% of the Time Trials

You got rid of those stiffs yet? Successfully complete Freight Train of Fear

King of Battle Achieved five-star ranks in all Coliseum Attack stages

Mass Production Produce 100 objects from your builders

Best of the Bunch Earn the MVP award in any Online Tournament match

Hell of a Sheriff Complete the No Way Out scenario. (No training mode)

Champion of Elysium Clear Elysium with the 'Extreme Measures' Condition

Inconspicuous Consumption Review the most obscure item in the store

Back to School Play any Popit Puzzle whilst wearing a Newton costume

"It" Kept You Busy Defeat Pesanta in Separate Ways.

Sever the Skyline Complete Chapter 1 B-Side

Untouchable Complete the game in Impossible Mode.

Mind The Gap Dock your ship for the first time

Furonigami Explore the more offbeat parts of the mothership

Ducks in a Row, Fish in a Barrel Line up three humans with the Dislocator and send them sprawling

I Can Handle the Truth! Complete all available objective in Truth Quest

Throwing Flak Kill 3 Talons with a single mid-air grenade detonation.

Remember The Fallen Collect All Fallen Striders

Black Moonrise Complete Chapter 2 B-Side

Concordance Officer Collect all Trophies.

Immodesta Invade Santa Modesta

Had Enough of Preachers Defeat Osmund Saddler in Separate Ways.

Bridged Sides Complete mission contract 'Hostile Takeover'

Bench Warmer Save at all save points

Target Reach wanted level (4) Target as a Racer

There's something in the mist! Successfully complete Forest of Corpses

Sever Forever Tear off 100 limbs from enemies

Free Bird Destroy 25 or more of Newton's robots

QuickFire Artiste Fire 40 paintballs in under 5 seconds

Broadsword calling Danny Boy Successfully complete The Keep

Quickie Finish a Tournament race

Tick Tock You found the 10 hidden alarm clocks.

Officer Reach rank (3) Officer as a Cop

Outset Reach 10 Respites

Swift Harvest Accelerate Brain Extract or Transmog by mashing that button like you mean it

Go Gentle Into That Good Light Make it through the approach to the lighthouse without firing a weapon.

Burning a hole in your pocket Loot a Chainsaw Elite's corpse

Collector of Collecting Collect All Large Canisters

Double Trouble Play with a friend for the first time.