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Well-Traveled Travel 80 km and complete an order.
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Too Far You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

Perverted You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

Bon Voyage In the Main Campaign, killed 20 enemies by knocking them off Columbia.

A Man Chooses Complete the game on Survivor difficulty

This is a Knife Acquire a Prototype Power.

Gingivitis Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Brass Balls Complete the game on Hard difficulty without using a Vita-Chamber.

Pathfinder Help porters through a MULE or terrorist area for the first time.

I Won't Break Complete Episode 3: Fragile.

Just a Flesh Wound Dismember a Brawler.

BB... Complete Episode 4: Unger.

Mind Over Matter In the Main Campaign, killed 20 enemies using Possessed machines.

Combination Shock In the Main Campaign, performed all 8 of the Vigor combinations.

I Chose the Impossible Complete the game on Survivor difficulty without using a Vita-chamber

Pulling Mud In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Ass of Fire You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

A Helping Hand Issue your first supply request.

Reunion Reunite with Chico or Paz

Heisenberg You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

Inside Joke While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.

Heartbreaker In the Main Campaign, killed a Handyman by only shooting his heart.

For the Hoarder You completed the game without selling any items.

Dog Whistle You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Project Closed Complete a //BLACKNET operation.

Platinum Trophy Unlocked all trophies

You bastards! You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Dragon Wrath You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Outpatient You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.

Excommunication You eliminated High Overseer Campbell

Soak and Sigh Take your first hot spring bath.

Invisible Predator Complete one predator challenge by using only Silent Takedowns and without being detected

We're Whole Again Complete Episode 5: Mama.

Biggest Bang Complete story mode on Hard difficulty

Truth to Power You farted on four major authority figures.

Compulsive Eater 5 consumes in 10 seconds or less.

Lost Weekend In the Main Campaign, killed 5 enemies while you are drunk.

Predator Bronze Achieve 8 medals on predator challenges

BBs: A Bridge Between This World and the One Beyond Complete Episode 6: Deadman.

Wanted Man Trigger 50 alerts.

Chinpokolypse You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

Two Girls, One Stick You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.

Infused with Greatness In the Main Campaign, collected every Infusion upgrade in a single game.

"BB" Complete Episode 7: Clifford.

Face Hoff You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.

Pumped Porter Deliver 3,000 kg of cargo.
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Rest In Pieces In a BT area, cut an umbilical cord for the first time without the BT noticing.

Freeflow Combo 40 Complete a combo of 40 moves (any play mode)

Sixty Deaths and Sixty Births in a Day Complete Episode 8: Heartman.

The Particle of God Complete Episode 9: Higgs.