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Wanted Man Trigger 50 alerts.

We're Whole Again Complete Episode 5: Mama.

Truth to Power You farted on four major authority figures.

Lost Weekend In the Main Campaign, killed 5 enemies while you are drunk.

Predator Bronze Achieve 8 medals on predator challenges

Two Girls, One Stick You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.

Chinpokolypse You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

Infused with Greatness In the Main Campaign, collected every Infusion upgrade in a single game.

Face Hoff You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.

BBs: A Bridge Between This World and the One Beyond Complete Episode 6: Deadman.

"BB" Complete Episode 7: Clifford.

The Mad Scientist Complete NATURAL SELECTION.

Freeflow Combo 40 Complete a combo of 40 moves (any play mode)

Pumped Porter Deliver 3,000 kg of cargo.
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Vitamin B-rains Acquire 10 upgrades through Consumes.

Rogue You assassinated 10 unaware enemies

Rest In Pieces In a BT area, cut an umbilical cord for the first time without the BT noticing.

No Child Left Behind You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Back Atcha! Deflect 5 missiles at enemies using Shield Block.

Sixty Deaths and Sixty Births in a Day Complete Episode 8: Heartman.

Stranger in a Strange Land Complete the Prologue.

Lair to Rest Destroy a single Lair.

Arcade Action Karate kick a helicopter.

The Particle of God Complete Episode 9: Higgs.

I'm Your Die-Hardman Complete Episode 10: Die-Hardman.

Do the Evolution Acquire 5 Mutations.

Cleaner You fought 5 enemies at once and none of them survived

Thanks for Everything Complete Episode 14: Lou.

She's waiting for you on the Beach. Complete Episode 12: Bridges.

Bring Back My Baby Complete Episode 11: Clifford Unger.

Thank You, Sam Complete Episode 13: Sam Strand.

Something to Live For Complete FALL FROM GRACE.

The World's Most Popular Porter Reach a total of 50,000 Likes on the Results Screen.

One by One Stealth Consume 50 Blackwatch troopers.

Re-Buttal You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Who Watches the Watchers? Consume 10 //BLACKNET targets.

Over-Equipped Weaponize 10 vehicles.

Hard to Please Acquire a Mutation in each of the 5 categories.

What a Bitch Complete LABOR OF LOVE.

Murder your Maker? Complete the game.

More Popular Than John Lennon Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Occultist You collected 10 bone charms

The Best Offense Counter enemy attacks 20 times using Shield.

Icarus Reach the highest point in the world.

Eating Your Way to the Top Acquire 30 upgrades through Consumes.

Downfall Clear the "Ground Zeroes" mission

Clothes Whore You've collected all of the available costumes.

Two for the Price of One Simultaneously kill 2 Brawlers using a single Devastator.

Full Arsenal You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.

All Together Now 10 or more kills with a single Black Hole attack.