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Make it Rain! You've spent $500.

Religious Experience Meet Father Guerra.

Animal Cruelty You've farted on animals 25 times.

Flawless Freeflow Fighter Complete one combat challenge without taking damage

KKK Hero You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

Are We Cool? You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

Day Walker You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Historian Find every audio diary

Elven Hero You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.

Just Saying Hi You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Friends in Strange Places You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

Skeet Shoot In the Main Campaign, killed 5 enemies while they are falling.

Seriously Good at This The player has completed the game on the Hard difficulty setting

On the Fly In the Main Campaign, killed 30 enemies while riding a Sky-Line.

All Roads Lead to the UCA Complete your first road.

This is a Knife Acquire a Prototype Power.

Too Far You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

The Automation Revolution Complete a standard order with a delivery bot.

Perverted You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

Bon Voyage In the Main Campaign, killed 20 enemies by knocking them off Columbia.

Well-Traveled Travel 80 km and complete an order.
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Just a Flesh Wound Dismember a Brawler.

A Man Chooses Complete the game on Survivor difficulty

Gingivitis Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Reunion Reunite with Chico or Paz

Brass Balls Complete the game on Hard difficulty without using a Vita-Chamber.

Mind Over Matter In the Main Campaign, killed 20 enemies using Possessed machines.

Pulling Mud In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Combination Shock In the Main Campaign, performed all 8 of the Vigor combinations.

Ass of Fire You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

I Chose the Impossible Complete the game on Survivor difficulty without using a Vita-chamber

Project Closed Complete a //BLACKNET operation.

Pathfinder Help porters through a MULE or terrorist area for the first time.

I Won't Break Complete Episode 3: Fragile.

Heisenberg You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

BB... Complete Episode 4: Unger.

A Helping Hand Issue your first supply request.

Inside Joke While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.

Heartbreaker In the Main Campaign, killed a Handyman by only shooting his heart.

Dog Whistle You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

For the Hoarder You completed the game without selling any items.

Excommunication You eliminated High Overseer Campbell

Platinum Trophy Unlocked all trophies

You bastards! You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Outpatient You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.

Dragon Wrath You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Invisible Predator Complete one predator challenge by using only Silent Takedowns and without being detected

Compulsive Eater 5 consumes in 10 seconds or less.

Biggest Bang Complete story mode on Hard difficulty

Soak and Sigh Take your first hot spring bath.