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Hear Today, Gone Tomorrow Make it out of the underwater labyrinth

Back in time for dinner Complete a difficulty 4 or higher mission in 5 minutes or less.

Yama-oroshi Defeated Defeat Yama-oroshi in Saejima's Side Story.

The Road to Strength Win 1 Victory Road battle.

TBoGT: Catch the Bus Dance perfectly in both Tony's nightclubs. (The Ballad of Gay Tony)

Good Timing Perform an action correctly.

Mass Exodus Set 22 puppet children free in a single playthrough.

Make Frank kill a Tank! Kill a Bug Tank, Bug Behemoth, or Cyborg IFV by having the extraction shuttle land on it.

Communicator Complete a strong voice sequence.

Is That a Mask, or Is That Your Face? Peek in on all the wrestlers' home lives.

Sun And Moon Receive the Key of Love

First Player Icon Earn 1 player icon in Online Battle mode.

I'm Alive! Finish any stage without dying.

Substory King 50 substories complete or finished.

Jungle Boy Survive 30 years in SURVIVAL.

Brain Dead Tackle an enemy and pummel it 20 times.

...But Can You Parallel Park? Make it through outer space without taking any damage.

The Lava Is Floor Run on lava

Dragon Fury Defeat 50 enemies with Dragon Spirit.

Trendy Idol Play all job types in Haruka's Side Story.

I Walk with Death Complete the game on "Savage" difficulty (or harder).

You Said This Was A Platformer Be lectured on the inner child

Cutting Your Online Teeth Fight 1 battle in Online Battle mode.

Nothing To Fear Rescue all Phobekins

HMS Interceptor Complete the race in Cursed Bay with at least 4000 points left on the clock

Bad Hair Day Beat Miss Grace

No Dragon Your Heels Make it across General Dragon's back without taking any damage.

More like EleMENTAL SKylands Complete the Elemental Skylands scenario

Not With THAT Altitude Defeat the Demon King

Better Squidaddle Don't take any damage while riding the squid.

It Sounds Better On Vinyl Complete the Melody

I've Been Around Enter all areas of the world

Well, That Was Unsightly Survive the Corrupted Future chase

Luna Kazooed Watch the Moon Witch transform Pikarina and Ying Yang in every possible way.

Four Ring Circus Enter 4 different portals without touching the ground in co-op

None More Dead Get 150 kills with enemy arms.

Photojournalist Get back in the game by gaining lots of PP from pictures.

The Fake Ending Was Better Beat the game

I'm Your Biggest Phan Defeat Phantom

Fish for Dinner Catch 5 fish while river fishing.

THIS IS MY RIFLE, THIS IS MY GUN... Unlock all weapons for the Soldier

Rats and Ashes You caused a death using an arc mine and a rat

Lovecraft Baby Unlock 50% of Dr. West's journal.

Hopelessly Romantic Across all playthroughs, experienced all possible romances

Ultimate Fighter Execute an ultimate attack 50 times.

Episode 1 Complete Finish Episode 1.

Back to the Lab Practice in TRAINING. What's important for a sumo is daily training... Head-to-head training that is!

80% of the time, I hit every time Complete a mission with over 300 shots fired and 80% accuracy or better.

Asking for Trouble Taunt GLaDOS in front of a camera in each of the five co-op courses

Message from the Empress You performed a drop assassination from atop the Empress statue in The Knife of Dunwall