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TLAD: Get Good Wood In the bike races, whack off 69 bikers with a bat. (The Lost and Damned)

Conqueror Defeat the Ancient Dragon within 3 minutes on Hard.

Eternity Finish the Story Mode

Nice Shot Photograph a PP sticker.

Blazing Hero Conquer the game on Infernal difficulty.

Unlocked Unlock all trials

Gesticul-8 Perform all 8 gestures of your own volition in co-op

Fly The Co-op You completed "Deal Breaker", "Hangman's NOOSE" and "Bomb da Base II" in time.

Heavy Hitter Main character inflicted 250 damage with a single hit

Celebrity Hero Spend a total of 10,000 J-Points.

Slayer Sided with the werewolves in "Nature of the Beast"

Enemies in a Barrel Kill 3 floating enemies.

Ace Cursed Bay Ace Cursed Bay

Obstacle Building Complete all test chambers in the Excursion Funnels co-op course

The Cruelty of Youth Turn all the caterpillars into butterflies, then cut them down.

Newbie Complete the Trainyard mission in a single player campaign.

Rollin' With My Krew Komplete Mastery With 5 Kameo Characters

Who Needs Enemies? PLAYER 2: Throw away Player 1's head 10 times.

The Axeman Killed 25 enemies with melee during the Campaign

Drugged Up Take a dose of Zombrex.

Man's Best Fred Ride Manfred around the world back to where it all started

More Like 'Dumb In General' Defeat the Demon General

Smash TV Break 11 test chamber monitors

Aren't You Thankful? Complete the game on Hardcore Mode.

Stone Cold Heart You spoke with the statue of Delilah in Timsh's estate

Thank You! Clear the Finale.

Veteran Driver Complete 10 taxi missions.

Can't Touch This Dance in front of a turret blocked by a hard light bridge in co-op

Finders Keepers Discover all secret areas

The Destroyer Defeat the Ancient Dragon within 4 minutes on Infernal.

Well Connected You purchased all of the Favors in The Knife of Dunwall

Parting Shot You delivered (or attempted) the killing blow on Corvo

Balancing Barrels Move 10 meters or more while carrying 2 or more stacked barrels.

First Knight Experienced the thrill of romance with Alistair

Order to Chaos Defeat the Demon Lord in the Labyrinth of Chaos.

Flagrant Misconduct Foul the Witch in the wrestling ring.

Devil Killers Defeated Defeat the leader of the Devil Killers.

The Best of All Possible Worlds Find and fire upon all of the Pangloss statues hidden on the colony.

Which seat can I take? In a 4 player game, on a Friday, have all players sitting in an APC or HAV at the same time.

Man of Steal The True Master Thief

Tour of Duty Complete one mission on each region in the Cooperative campaign.

Specter Initiate Complete 20 missions in the Cooperative campaign.

Gourmand Eat all the different food that can be made at camp.

Ace The Kraken!!! Ace The Kraken!!!

Breakout You broke Lizzy Stride out of Coldridge Prison

Paragon Reach level 99.

Kompletionist Komplete All Trophies

8-bit Beat the First Boss

KARMA Die 1000 times
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Bait Taken Be lectured on the power of stories