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We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Owned Complete every activity in a single location.

Bought One Slot The player has purchased one slot in any Plasmid or Tonic track

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

Gaining Face Achieve Face Level 5.

Make the Jump Infiltrate a cargo ship.

Substantial Silver Achieve 15 Silver Stat Awards.

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Damaged Goods Complete chapter 6

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Brutal Expert Kill 5 Enemies in a Row with Brutal Combo

Special Delivery Ensure a baby's safe passage into this world (Solo Campaign only).

Science Fact Put aside skepticism and help Larry (Solo Campaign only).

15 Min Fight Scene Battle your way to the Loom Chamber in under 10 minutes

Can't Cat-ch Me Complete the first Zurk pursuit without being caught.

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

A Slap in the Face Kill someone with a fish.

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

Quality Research Photo The player has taken a Research Photo of the highest grade

Green Thumb Have a fully grown terrarium

Saving Deputy Pratt Save Deputy Pratt (Solo Campaign only).

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

30 Kills: M79 Kill 30 Enemies with the M79

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

I Can See My House From Here! Reach the "Top of the World" in the Black Desert territory.

Blood Gem Contact Acquire a blood gem that imbues hunter weapons
with special strength.

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Archer of the Month Headshot kill an enemy with the bow while in the air.

Campaign Complete Complete all Campaign levels.

I Know My Land Defog the whole map.

Resist The Fear Conquer the effects of the Scarecrow's fear gas

Namaste Use Dawn & Dusk to make time speed forward 30 times.

The Path Before Us Complete chapter 7

Crocodile Tears Venture into Killer Croc's lair and come out alive

Seven Farmers Complete Side Quest "Seven Farmers".

I'm not Scared! Twins - Follow your brother without making any mistakes

Medical Droid Find all of BD-1's stim canisters

Our Home Complete chapter 8

Excavator Find a buried treasure.

"Gets the aggressions out, doesn't it?" Use the hole punch.

Overheating Witness raining bugs in the desert.

Data Disk Find all of BD-1's encrypted logs

A Pirate's Life For Me Complete memory sequence 3.

Leveling up Reach level 5 in Classic Mode

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

Stoner Stone and Shatter 30 Enemies