SLOTHINATOR-007

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

Tell Me How You Really Feel Kill 25 Enemies using the Rage of the Gods

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

The Cold Light Unlock 3 Sword Rune slots.

30 Kills: M79 Kill 30 Enemies with the M79

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

Expert Fortune Hunter Find 50 Treasures

Steel Fist Kill 5 Enemies with a Single Punch After Weakening Them with Gunfire

Hangman Kill 20 Enemies with Gunfire While Hanging

The Free Folk Complete an Outcast Rescue Mission.

Unleashed Free 5 caragors from cages.

Master Fortune Hunter Find 60 Treasures

Master Thief Collection Find all Treasures and the Strange Relic

Big Spender Upgrade any Magic to the next level

Survivor Kill 75 Enemies in a Row Without Dying

Dyno-Might Master Kill 3 Enemies with 1 Explosion 5 Times

Grenade Hangman Kill 10 Enemies with Grenades While Hanging

A Real Pistol In the Main Campaign, killed 25 enemies with the Broadsider Pistol.

Repaid in Blood Complete a Vendetta Mission.

Round and Round Solve the Rolling Crusher Puzzle

Legend of Vengeance Complete a Sword Mission and begin growing the legend of Urfael.

Master Ninja Kill 50 Enemies by Melee-Attacking from Behind

"Scaring the living is technically against the rules, but we all do it." Scare the living a few times.

Height of Despair Use Strike From Above while at least 60 feet above your target.

Paid in Blood Unlock 4 Dagger Rune slots.

Quaid!!! Defeat Pollux

Paths of the Dead Collect 25% of the Artifacts.

Charted! - Hard Finish the Game on Hard Without Changing the Difficulty

And it Burns, Burns, Burns Use the Detonate ability to burn 50 uruks.

Handyman Reconstruct the Water Wheel of Kirra

Cheater Cheater Activate a Tweak

Steel Fist Expert Kill 10 Enemies in a Row with a Single Punch After Weakening Them with Gunfire

First of Many Buy your first Upgrade from the Upgrade Store.

Follow the Leader Compare Statistics with Friends

Gorthaur the Cruel Destroy the Monument Gate and topple the statue of Sauron.

Up a Short Creek Without a Paddle Beat 'Chapter 12 - Heading Upriver' in less than 5 minutes

Woah. Get your first Super Powers.

The Hammer Falls Kill The Hammer.

Bros before Foes Orkos helps Kratos escape the Fury Ambush

These Walls Can't Stop Me Beat 'Chapter 5 - The Fortress' in less than 10 minutes