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I'm closing up shop, bro Purchased all of the merchandise at AREA 51

A Burning Thing Kill an enemy with a Napalm Grenade

I knew you could do it Earned 10 Gold Medals on Free Fight Missions

There is No Safe Word Find all possible ways to abuse Strong Bad.

I Pilot the Limozeen Bus Achieve a high score in "Limozeen: Hot Babelian Odyssey"

The Bakers Dozen Massacre In The Darkest Shore, line up and kill 13 zombies with one Ripsaw shot.

Leave No One Behind Save every tiefling refugee you can throughout the game in a single playthrough.

Severe Pommeling In The Darkest Shore, kill 250 zombies with Barbarossa's pommel in one match.

Homestar Runner: The Musical Witness all musical moments from the cast of Homestar Runner.

Scientits Earn a 1,000,000 pinball score on the Scientits pinball machine

Deathraven's Chosen In The Frozen Dawn, survive the trials of the Deathraven.

I wish I had all of this season's new items too... Collected all T-shirts

Don't you have some real work to do? Obtained a total score of 10,000,000 points in Score Attack

Stadtjäger Down In The Shadowed Throne, defeat the Stadtjäger.

Not a Prayer In The Shadowed Throne, after round 20, survive at least two full rounds without anyone leaving the church.

Reaching for the top here too? Obtained a total score of 5,000,000 points in Score Attack

Expressions of Affection Hear all the ways the residents of Free Country, USA love what they love.

Mutual Support Have a Field Regen Unit buff more than 3 players simultaneously

Impossibly Rocked Out Achieve the highest possible Awesomeness level.

Lumberjack In The Shadowed Throne, kill a Wustling using each melee weapon in a single match.

Hot Date Go on a date with Karlach - now that's playing with fire.

Ark King Reach Level 24

Ride of the Century In The Tortured Path, complete 100 objective waves.

You're blushing! Admired all slightly saucy costumes

Double Tap Defeat Oz for the last time in Descent.

Go Long! In The Frozen Dawn, instantly traverse to the Bridge from the Caves

Did you find someone stronger than you? Obtained a total score of 15,000,000 points in Score Attack

Something Wunderful In The Shadowed Throne, kill 50 Gekocht with the special weapon in one match.

B.A.T. Elite In The Tortured Path, reach the max Bureau ranking.

Come Get A Little More Beat The Doctor Who Cloned Me on Hard Difficulty

This Belongs in a Museum In The Shadowed Throne, while inside the museum, kill 250 zombies with the Blade in a single match.

Moonraven's Chosen In The Frozen Dawn, survive the trials of the Moonraven.

Latch Them Down Hunted five animals in latching situations in Shooting Galleries

Ammo Conservation In The Shadowed Throne, obtain the Blade without firing a gunshot.

Uber Lurker In The Tortured Path, find and shoot Klaus.

Blood Transfusion In The Frozen Dawn, traverse through the Thulian Transport with each type of zombie.

Stormraven's Chosen In The Frozen Dawn, survive the trials of the Stormraven.

What a massacre! You're awesome, Travis! Used whatever means available to beat 5100 regular enemies

Space Circus Ringleader Obtain a high score of 15,000 points in "Space Circus Catastrophe!".

Damn, I'm REALLY Good Beat The Doctor Who Cloned Me on Insane Difficulty

Over Engineered In The Tortured Path, collect 25 Engineered Parts.

Bloodraven's Chosen In The Frozen Dawn, survive the trials of the Bloodraven.

Why do nerds always have to find EVERYTHING!? Collected all Trading Cards

Kingfall In The Frozen Dawn, defeat the ancient evil.

Critical Hit Complete the game in Tactician mode.

I Have the Power In The Tortured Path, assemble the Sword of Barbarossa.

Codename: Awesome! Achieve the highest possible Awesomeness level.

Horseshoes and Hand Grenades Down an encountered Raider with a grenade.

Extra Tortured Path In The Tortured Path, successfully escape from every map without using Blitz

Sweeter than you thought? Just like Sylvia! Completed the game on "BITTER" difficulty