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Severe Pommeling In The Darkest Shore, kill 250 zombies with Barbarossa's pommel in one match.

The Bakers Dozen Massacre In The Darkest Shore, line up and kill 13 zombies with one Ripsaw shot.

Deathraven's Chosen In The Frozen Dawn, survive the trials of the Deathraven.

I wish I had all of this season's new items too... Collected all T-shirts

Don't you have some real work to do? Obtained a total score of 10,000,000 points in Score Attack

Reaching for the top here too? Obtained a total score of 5,000,000 points in Score Attack

ROCK ON! Collect each band poster.

Not a Prayer In The Shadowed Throne, after round 20, survive at least two full rounds without anyone leaving the church.

No alarm Finish the 'Under cover of night' mission without having the guards raise an alarm.

Mutual Support Have a Field Regen Unit buff more than 3 players simultaneously

Stadtjäger Down In The Shadowed Throne, defeat the Stadtjäger.

Let's Rock Out Beat The Doctor Who Cloned Me on Normal Difficulty

I Am All That Is Man - Again! Discover all Ego cap rewards in The Doctor Who Cloned Me

The Hidden Tracks Find all 12 collectibles.

Lumberjack In The Shadowed Throne, kill a Wustling using each melee weapon in a single match.

Ark King Reach Level 24

There is No Safe Word Find all possible ways to abuse Strong Bad.

Ride of the Century In The Tortured Path, complete 100 objective waves.

You're blushing! Admired all slightly saucy costumes

I Pilot the Limozeen Bus Achieve a high score in "Limozeen: Hot Babelian Odyssey"

Double Tap Defeat Oz for the last time in Descent.

Did you find someone stronger than you? Obtained a total score of 15,000,000 points in Score Attack

Go Long! In The Frozen Dawn, instantly traverse to the Bridge from the Caves

Homestar Runner: The Musical Witness all musical moments from the cast of Homestar Runner.

B.A.T. Elite In The Tortured Path, reach the max Bureau ranking.

Moonraven's Chosen In The Frozen Dawn, survive the trials of the Moonraven.

Something Wunderful In The Shadowed Throne, kill 50 Gekocht with the special weapon in one match.

Uber Lurker In The Tortured Path, find and shoot Klaus.

Scientits Earn a 1,000,000 pinball score on the Scientits pinball machine

Expressions of Affection Hear all the ways the residents of Free Country, USA love what they love.

Critical Hit Complete the game in Tactician mode.

This Belongs in a Museum In The Shadowed Throne, while inside the museum, kill 250 zombies with the Blade in a single match.

Blood Transfusion In The Frozen Dawn, traverse through the Thulian Transport with each type of zombie.

Stormraven's Chosen In The Frozen Dawn, survive the trials of the Stormraven.

Impossibly Rocked Out Achieve the highest possible Awesomeness level.

Ammo Conservation In The Shadowed Throne, obtain the Blade without firing a gunshot.

What a massacre! You're awesome, Travis! Used whatever means available to beat 5100 regular enemies

Bloodraven's Chosen In The Frozen Dawn, survive the trials of the Bloodraven.

Over Engineered In The Tortured Path, collect 25 Engineered Parts.

Why do nerds always have to find EVERYTHING!? Collected all Trading Cards

Kingfall In The Frozen Dawn, defeat the ancient evil.

I Have the Power In The Tortured Path, assemble the Sword of Barbarossa.

Latch Them Down Hunted five animals in latching situations in Shooting Galleries

Embrace Your Urge Become Bhaal's ultimate weapon - become his Slayer.

Extra Tortured Path In The Tortured Path, successfully escape from every map without using Blitz

Weapon Lord In The Frozen Dawn, kill 100 zombies with each Raven Weapon in a single match.

Come Get A Little More Beat The Doctor Who Cloned Me on Hard Difficulty

Sweeter than you thought? Just like Sylvia! Completed the game on "BITTER" difficulty

Space Circus Ringleader Obtain a high score of 15,000 points in "Space Circus Catastrophe!".

David, Meet Goliath In The Tortured Path, defeat the Guardian solo.