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Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Tourist Win a bet on a cockfight.

I Remember! Gather all B-12 memories.

Badges Collect all badges.

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

Sneakitty Go through Midtown without being detected by the Sentinels.

Territory Scratch in every chapter.

Can't Cat-ch Me Complete the first Zurk pursuit without being caught.

I Got The Blues Navigate the Blue Precursor Rings

Soldier Complete all chapters on Normal.

Sharpshooter Shoot out a cop's tires while fleeing in a police chase.

Safe Driver Cruise for 2 minutes over 60 Km/h without damaging your car.

Master Of Kyrat Obtain all the Trophies.

Case Closed Complete all cases.

Fertilizing the Land Using a tractor, obliterate 5 enemies (Campaign only).

Welcome to Monument Island Reached Monument Island.

A Real Pistol In the Main Campaign, killed 25 enemies with the Broadsider Pistol.

One Is Better Than None Purchase one skill.

Kerblamm! Destroy the Dark Eco Crystals

Infowlable Win 50,000 on a single cockfight.

The Greatest SOB That Ever Lived Laugh in danger's face by executing a Clutch Nixon stunt in each region (Solo Campaign only).

Gun Nut Use 10 different firearms to defeat enemies.

Kleptomaniac Hijack 5 trucks and collect their cargo.

Kamikaze The Bear - Take the best route on the highway

Ignoble Beasts Kill a bison using only melee weapons (Campaign only).

Gone to Hell Complete Chapter 1 in Leon's campaign.

Where's the Beef? Tenderize a bull with your bare hands. To death (Campaign only).

Dress for Success In the Main Campaign, equipped a piece of Gear in all four slots.

Maximum Power! Collect 101 Power Cells

Great Face Achieve Face Level 10.

Sole Survivor In multiplayer, be the only player on your team that isn't dead or downed.

ARCADE Hero Play the 'Arcade Hero' mode 5 times (Arcade only).

Golden Touch Achieve 15 Gold Stat Awards.

Shock Tactics Retrieved Shock Jockey.

Perfect Crime Clean Manfred's shop of evidence + Let Lauren, Hassan and Kramer die + Kill Madison and Jayden + Origami Killer free

Whatever's Handy Use 10 different melee weapons to defeat enemies.

Bounty Hunter Complete all of Roland's Jobs.

Martial Law Defeat all 4 Martial Arts Clubs

First Class Ticket In the Main Campaign, boarded The First Lady.

I am Speed Complete the game in less than 2 hours.

Coins in the Cushion In the Main Campaign, looted 200 containers.

By this Axe I Rule! Get a Dedicated Weapon