Ryazaki

I Remember! Gather all B-12 memories.

Super Sized Get a 500 Hits Combo

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Moronic Drone Get a job

The Ravens' Spoils Complete chapter 5

Badges Collect all badges.

Liberation Complete game on any difficulty

Biting the Hand that Feeds You Defeat Megaera and the Titan Hecatonchires

Changing Lanes Perform a Vehicle Takedown from the passenger seat of a vehicle (Campaign Co-op only).

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Feel the Force Unlock all Jedi skills

Stocked Garage Buy 3 vehicles to populate your garage (Campaign only).

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Extra Crafty Craft 25 recipes (Campaign only).

Tell Me How You Really Feel Kill 25 Enemies using the Rage of the Gods

Saving Sheriff Whitehorse Save Sheriff Whitehorse (Solo Campaign only).

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Autopanzer Unlock assault perk 6

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

Damaged Goods Complete chapter 6

Make the Jump Infiltrate a cargo ship.

Territory Scratch in every chapter.

Sneakitty Go through Midtown without being detected by the Sentinels.

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

Green Thumb Have a fully grown terrarium

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Special Delivery Ensure a baby's safe passage into this world (Solo Campaign only).

Science Fact Put aside skepticism and help Larry (Solo Campaign only).

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Silent shot Unlock stealth perk 5

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond