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Just Saying Hi You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Friends in Strange Places You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

Road Warrior Reach Road Warrior legend rank

Just A Memory Now Get ending 2.

Seriously Good at This The player has completed the game on the Hard difficulty setting

Digging a Deeper Hole Complete Act 03

Too Far You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

Annette saved Choose to save Annette

Perverted You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

Wulfburg nightmare Complete the nightmare in chapter 5

Ruins nightmare Complete the nightmare in chapter 6

Kampfpistole ammo storage upgrade Unlock the Kampfpistole ammo storage upgrade perk

Eagle Eye Unlock the Eagle Eye perk

Maximum Fully upgrade Max

Docks nightmare Complete the nightmare in chapter 2

Power in the Machine Complete Act 04

Start of Something Good Clear all threat in Jeet's territory

A Man Chooses Complete the game on Survivor difficulty

The ecstasy of gold Collect 32 gold items

Downward Spiral Reawakening Complete Act 05

Gingivitis Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Brass Balls Complete the game on Hard difficulty without using a Vita-Chamber.

Scavenger Found all collectibles

Pulling Mud In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

I Chose the Impossible Complete the game on Survivor difficulty without using a Vita-chamber

FINISHED Win a match with the super move of any character

Look for the Light Find all Firefly Pendants

Ass of Fire You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

That's all I got Survive all of Ellie's jokes

Up, Up and Away Fly the balloon at every Vantage Outpost

The Devil Is in the Details Read all of the files in a single playthrough.

Heisenberg You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

Mr. Nowhere Destroy all Mr. Everywhere statuettes.

Sure Thing, Boss Unlocked all Associates

Made to Endure Takedown 10 enemies while Endurance is active

Old town nightmare Complete the nightmare in chapter 7

Inside Joke While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.

Scrap Collector Have 10,000 scrap in your inventory

Dog Whistle You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

For the Hoarder You completed the game without selling any items.

Gunslinger Perform 3 headshots in 3 seconds with the pistol

Little Late for That You helped Enzo escape

It was all just lying there Find all artifacts

Treasure Hunter Find and open all the main game Conquistador treasure chests

Platinum Trophy Unlocked all trophies

You bastards! You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Pelicans in Your Pocket Obtain all of the Antique Coins in Easy or Normal difficulty.

Dragon Wrath You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Outpatient You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.

What a Disaster Complete Story Mission: A Terrible Reaction.