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No raccoons in here Complete act 2.

Devil Of The Caribbean Defeat all 4 legendary ships.

Mayday, Mayday Defeat Black Baron

Too Far You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

Busy, busy, busy Finish 75 quests cumulatively.

Here Kitty-Kitty Complete the Black Cat chase

Rude Awakening Complete Great Clock, Sector One.

Pitching Machine Hurled 10 objects into enemies without missing or taking damage.

Hackification Invade and successfully hack 10 enemy Fixers in Online Hacking

Thanksgiving Shoot a turkey with a Flare Round

Gravitational Anomaly Defeated 8 enemies with one special attack.

Perverted You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

Plague of Gat Kill 1000 Demons with any combination of Supernatural Powers

Racing Be faster than the Sentinels.

Thorough Shopper Complete all Challenges for a single mission.

Devastator Kill 10 enemies with one Blade Geyser wrath attack
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Wrong direction The other way was safer.

I Gotta Believe! Complete Arcade Mode with PaRappa

Patience Turning your back to the truth and persevering will lead you nowhere.

True Commitment Reach level 60 in multiplayer.

Traced Get tailed 5 times

Endure and Survive Collect all comics

Champion Win a Versus Match against a team of three AI opponents

Gotta find'em all Find 60 collectibles.

Bye Felicia Complete the "Follow the Money" mission

Shopaholic Buy every upgrade and character in multiplayer.

Goooaaal! Move the ball from the Winterses' bedroom into the study.

Personal Assistant Personally Assisted Track down Michael and rescue him from the Terror at Monarch Studios.

20X Multiplier! Get a 20X Multiplier

Mega Spatula Seeker Get 75 Golden Spatulas.

I got this Find all training manuals

Uncontrollable Took every opportunity to be evil as Aiden.

The Show Must Go On Complete The Show Must Go On.

Ship Shape Reclaim the Flying Dutchman's ship in the Flying Dutchman's Graveyard.

Work Smarter, Not Harder Attach a Surge grenade to an object and Launch it at an enemy

Good intentions Try to undo a mistake.

Burning Game Hunter Defeated the rare Nevi in Rift Planes: The Inferno.

Star Performance Complete the Side Mission: "Jesse Faden starring in 'Swift Platform'"

Explorer Found all the bonuses.

Hold your breath Use only one bubble in the underwater cave.

Scanproof Escape a level 5 police scan

Must've Got Lost Complete "Lost in Nightmares" on any difficulty setting.

Whirlwind Of Awsome! Purchase Sly Spin Attack 3

Divine Intervention Complete Divine Intervention.

I've Got Your Back Complete 1 quest in a co-op game

Bite the dust Break the five strange statues.

From the sky to the abyss Witness the resting place of the once mighty.

SpongeBob vs SpongeBob! Defeat SpongeBot SteelPants in the Chum Bucket Lab.

The Harder They Fall Kill 2 rappelling enemies in a row before they land on their feet.

A Man Chooses Complete the game on Survivor difficulty