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Misdirection Distract 15 enemies with rocks (Campaign only).

Energy Conscious Turn off the television

Walk The Path Discover the Bliss (Solo Campaign only).

Only You Sucessfully complete the First Trial (Solo Campaign only).

Grenade pouch + Unlock demolition perk 2

Peachy Keen Bait Peaches into going back home (Solo Campaign only).

Saving Deputy Hudson Save Deputy Hudson (Solo Campaign only).

Boom Goes the Dynamite Shoot a bundle of dynamite out of the air.

Sewer Rat Destroy a cult water treatment pump and make them thirst for revenge (Solo Campaign only).

And Then the Universe Implodes Try to mix the disappearing ink with Booboo-B-Gone

Fashion First Purchase $1000 in clothing (Campaign only).

Olive Branch Return the stamp album to Weird Ed

RUTHLESS The Tracis were killed

Rap Sheet: Thief Pick up 15 things that don't belong to you

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

THESE ARE OUR STORIES Spend 20,000 bonus points

Blissful Save the Marshal from the Bliss (Solo Campaign only).

Knife sheath + Unlock stealth perk 3

No Stone Left Unturned Find all documents, relics and GPS caches.

Locked and Loaded Buy all attachments for one weapon (Campaign only).

Super Sized Get a 500 Hits Combo

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Moronic Drone Get a job

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

The Cold Light Unlock 3 Sword Rune slots.

Liberation Complete game on any difficulty

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

Stocked Garage Buy 3 vehicles to populate your garage (Campaign only).

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

Extra Crafty Craft 25 recipes (Campaign only).

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

Saving Sheriff Whitehorse Save Sheriff Whitehorse (Solo Campaign only).

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold