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Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Road Rage Destroy an opponent in a Hippodrome race.

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

Tell Me How You Really Feel Kill 25 Enemies using the Rage of the Gods

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Bought One Slot The player has purchased one slot in any Plasmid or Tonic track

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Science Fact Put aside skepticism and help Larry (Solo Campaign only).

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

Quality Research Photo The player has taken a Research Photo of the highest grade

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

A Slap in the Face Kill someone with a fish.

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Endurance I Unlock assault perk 2

Stocked Collect 150 Items

Go Make a Pillow! Collect all the Phoenix Feathers

That's Gonna Leave a Mark Spill 500 buckets of blood on Kratos

The End One possible reality has been uncovered...

Open Minded Win the Buttonless MiniGame against a Juggernaut

Black Sun Down Deactivated the Black Sun.

Stoner Stone and Shatter 30 Enemies

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

Defeated Peach Wilkins The player has defeated Peach Wilkins

The Professional Fully mod and completely upgrade all weapons.

Quick reload Unlock tactical perk 8

Upgraded a Weapon The player has acquired at least one weapon upgrade

Moonwalker Simulated walking backwards for fifty seconds

Eye Can't Believe It Collect all the Gorgon Eyes

Sharpshooter Shoot out a cop's tires while fleeing in a police chase.

For Those About to Die… Complete all arena events in the Krokodilopolis Arena.