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Green around the Ears Complete the entire game on Amateur.

Mutton for Punishment Slit 50 Satyr throats

Avid Inventor Successfully invent at least 100 items

Can't Stop, Won't Stop. BadBoy! Perform a 1000 Hit Combo

I'll Get Everything Back! Acquired all trophies.

Burning Eyes Send Charon back into the abyss

No Drake. You can't have these. Collect all Artifacts in the game

Irritable Bowels You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Canadian Handshake You've farted on people 100 times.

Weapon Specialist Acquire all upgrades for all weapons

Make Her Scream Make a Titan scream for over a minute

Burning Sensation Incinerate 500 enemies

Junk Peddler You sold 300 junk items.

Getting Your Money's Worth Beat the game (Hard Mode)

Treasure Hunter Collect all of the Godly Possessions

Hold Still Please Slow 100 Enemies with the Amulet of Uroborus

Shopaholic You have collected half of the available costume sets.

Make it Rain! You've spent $500.

Piece of Cake Beat the Challenge of the Gods

Animal Cruelty You've farted on animals 25 times.

Bare-knuckle Slugger Defeat 50 enemies with hand-to-hand combat.

Above and Beyond Collect all of the trophies

They're ACTION Figures! Collect 3 figures.

Are We Cool? You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

KKK Hero You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

Betrayed with a Kiss Find 20 pieces of silver

Old Friend Find and absolve Brunetto Latini

Historian Find every audio diary

Bob and Weave Counter an enemy's attack three times in row.

Friends in Strange Places You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

Seriously Good at This The player has completed the game on the Hard difficulty setting

Normal Is Good Complete the entire game on Normal.

Choreography Perform 10 Co-op sync kills.

Foe To Friend Use an enemy combat robot to kill 10 enemies.

Zeus May Cry Finish the game (Hard Mode)

Share the Wealth Get all the rewards in a Co-op mission in Paris.

God Amongst Men Beat the Challenge of the Gods

Suit Up Collect An Armor Piece

Must've Got Lost Complete "Lost in Nightmares" on any difficulty setting.

Give a Little Push Knock ten enemies off a high place.

A Man Chooses Complete the game on Survivor difficulty

Power of the Cross Find all 3 Beatrice stones

Brass Balls Complete the game on Hard difficulty without using a Vita-Chamber.

The Ghost with the Most Collect all of the trophies

Stuntman Defeat 20 enemies with the Hydra using a quick shot.

Merciful Killer Perform 10 non-lethal takedowns in a Co-op mission.

Pulling Mud In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Bring the Heat Take down an enemy from 50 meters away with a headshot using the thermal scope.

I Chose the Impossible Complete the game on Survivor difficulty without using a Vita-chamber

50 Kills: 92FS - 9mm Defeat 50 enemies with the 92FS - 9mm.