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It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Flush Acquire a diamond

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

True Potential Purchase every upgrade for a single power.

Hacked a Security Camera The player has successfully hacked a security camera

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

I'm a Legend Be equipped with only Legendary equipment.

London uprising Defeat the London Monitor

Bare-knuckle Brawler Defeat 20 Enemies with Hand-to-Hand Combat

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

Stocked Collect 150 Items

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

Deliverance Release friend

MORAL VICTORY Markus succeeded in making the soldiers stand back

Ben-Hur Win the first Hippodrome tournament.

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

The Arrow Whisperer Kill an enemy with the predator bow from more than 60 meters while controlling the arrow.

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

20 Headshots Kill 20 Enemies with Headshots

Road Rage Destroy an opponent in a Hippodrome race.

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Fall Guys Kill 10 enemies by shooting them in the leg

Fatality! Finish an arena boss with an Overpower Attack.

Brutal Expert Kill 5 Enemies in a Row with Brutal Combo

Liberation Complete game on any difficulty

Big Bang Defeat 20 enemies with explosives

Paid in Fyrestone Completed 5 missions in the Arid Badlands

The Cold Light Unlock 3 Sword Rune slots.

Insomnia's Waking Nightmare Completed the Prologue.

Never Alone Started at least one romance.

Truth Seeker Collect 25% of all narrative assets (relics, murals and documents)

Data Collector Scan all enemy types

Autopanzer Unlock assault perk 6

30 Kills: M79 Kill 30 Enemies with the M79

Researched a Splicer The player has taken at least one Research Photo of a Splicer

Not So Fast Defeat 25 enemies while they are under the effect of Empowered Slow