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Unforgivable On the Loose - Do not forgive Madison

The Lizard Complete Main Quest "The Lizard's Face".

Dude, It's Like, Cannibalism Hoagie eats a Hoagie

Entities Apprentice Vanquished the entities with Aiden.

Gladiator Play a game on Utopia Coliseum

And Then the Universe Implodes Try to mix the disappearing ink with Booboo-B-Gone

Charted! - Normal Finish the Game on Normal Without Changing the Difficulty

Olive Branch Return the stamp album to Weird Ed

Strange Acquaintance Rescue Jacob from the gulag

Director of the FBC Unlock all other trophies

Rap Sheet: Thief Pick up 15 things that don't belong to you

Rapid Recovery Heal yourself in combat 3 times

Brother In Arms Liberate 1 Outpost playing as Hurk (Campaign Co-op only).

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

Boom Goes the Dynamite Shoot a bundle of dynamite out of the air.

Defy Authority Defeat a Phylakes.

Saving Deputy Hudson Save Deputy Hudson (Solo Campaign only).

Portal Shutdown Successfully shut down the condenser portal.

Hidden in the deep Locate the underwater stash

Bullet feeder Unlock assault perk 4

The Crocodile Complete Main Quest "The Crocodile's Jaws".

Hitting Your Stride Upgrade any weapon to the next level

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Slasher Kill 3 enemies with one hit.

Moronic Drone Get a job

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

Far, Far Away... Drive a total of 50 km

Professional Fortune Hunter Find 40 Treasures

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

The Siege Complete Main Quest "The Aftermath".

Money to Eat Earned enough money to have some chocolate during dinner.

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Brutal Slugger Kill 20 Enemies with Brutal Combo

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

No Stone Left Unturned Find all documents, relics and GPS caches.

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

So Close... The Old Warehouse - Reach the end with all characters... and fail

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

Reporter Take 1 photo in 5 different territories.

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

Almost There Complete Main Quest "The Final Weighing".

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

The End Complete the last Main Quest.

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater