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Too Far You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

Friendly Skies Blow up 16 Anti-Aircraft Cannons (Solo Campaign only)

Didn't See That Coming! Use a Security Control Center to disable all cameras and alarms

Kaer Morhen Trained Perform 10 effective counterattacks in a row without getting hit or parrying.

The Avenging Gazelle Complete Natsai Onai's relationship line

Beginner's Luck Win a Dominoes game

Perverted You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

Beast Friends Complete Poppy Sweeting's relationship line

Floo Around the World Unlock all Floo Flames
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Glorious Leader Reach the Rank of Comandante

Cutting Foreign Ties Recruit the Legends of '67 and La Moral

Third Time's a Charm Upgrade a piece of gear 3 times

Voz del Pueblo Recruit Máximas Matanzas

Brawl Master Complete all fistfighting quests in Velen, Skellige and Novigrad.

True Commitment Reach level 60 in multiplayer.

Devastator Kill 10 enemies with one Blade Geyser wrath attack
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Shopaholic Buy every upgrade and character in multiplayer.

Quit Hanging Around Shoot down a Soldat hanging from the production line in the Factory.

Not So Tough Disable and hijack a tank using an EMP device

Speed Racer Complete 3 Gran Premios

Death From Above Take out a soldier from 50m above them

Viva La Revolución Take back Yara

Gingivitis Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Sophishticated Catch 10 fish

The Show Must Go On Complete The Show Must Go On.

Double Trapper Catch more than one Bugsnak in your Snak Trap at once.

Co-Dependent Capture an FND base with a Co-op partner

Secret Weapon Distract 10 soldiers with Chorizo

The Gryffindor in the Graveyard Find the Map Chamber as a Gryffindor

Divine Intervention Complete Divine Intervention.

Foe To Friend Use an enemy combat robot to kill 10 enemies.

Pulling Mud In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Room with a View Reach the highest point in the castle, the Headmaster's upper study

Ass of Fire You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Geralt and Friends Win a round of gwent using only neutral cards.

Jawson Brody Take out a shark with an explosion

Armed and Dangerous Find and equip all the elements of one set of witcher gear.

The Seeker of Knowledge Win the House Cup

Assassin of Kings Take part in the assassination of King Radovid.

Perf Dirt Steal Beffica's diary from her cave.

Power Overwhelming Have all possible Place of Power bonuses active at the same time.

Full Crew Bring all possible allies to Kaer Morhen for the battle against the Hunt.

Heisenberg You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

Rise to the Challenges Defeat enemies in all battle arenas
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The Wise Owl Find the Map Chamber as a Ravenclaw

The Toast of the Town Find the Map Chamber as a Slytherin

Dendrologist Acquire all the Abilities in one tree.

Undying Tradition Complete the Yaran Story "Triada Blessings"

Loyal Army Recruit 5 Amigos

Sure Thing, Boss Unlocked all Associates