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Olive Branch Return the stamp album to Weird Ed

Boss Batch 3 Kill the Kraken and all three Sisters of Fate

Customizer Customize a weapon.

Learner's Permit Mastered the fundamentals of gravity.

Rap Sheet: Thief Pick up 15 things that don't belong to you

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

Viva la Resistenza! Complete Chapter 1.

Earn a Winged Dagger Complete 'F.N.G.'.

Big Bang Defeat 20 enemies with explosives

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Moronic Drone Get a job

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Hitting Your Stride Upgrade any weapon to the next level

Data Collector Scan all enemy types

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Not So Fast Defeat 25 enemies while they are under the effect of Empowered Slow

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

Path to the Goddess Solve the Goddess Statue puzzle.

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

Vermin Extermination Destroy a Mr. Raccoon.

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Big Brother Protect Francesca.

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Flush Acquire a diamond

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related