Ritzy-EU

Hidden in the deep Locate the underwater stash

Bullet feeder Unlock assault perk 4

Pacifist Complete the Sewers without killing any Zurks.

Sewer Rat Destroy a cult water treatment pump and make them thirst for revenge (Solo Campaign only).

Grenade pouch + Unlock demolition perk 2

The Crocodile Complete Main Quest "The Crocodile's Jaws".

Fashion First Purchase $1000 in clothing (Campaign only).

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Moronic Drone Get a job

Collector Obtain all Relics and Sword Hilts

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

Professional Fortune Hunter Find 40 Treasures

Far, Far Away... Drive a total of 50 km

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

The Siege Complete Main Quest "The Aftermath".

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Brutal Slugger Kill 20 Enemies with Brutal Combo

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

The Bear and the Wolf Collect all Trophies

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

Blissful Save the Marshal from the Bliss (Solo Campaign only).

No Stone Left Unturned Find all documents, relics and GPS caches.

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

So Close... The Old Warehouse - Reach the end with all characters... and fail

Reporter Take 1 photo in 5 different territories.

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

Almost There Complete Main Quest "The Final Weighing".

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

The End Complete the last Main Quest.

Locked and Loaded Buy all attachments for one weapon (Campaign only).

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Knife sheath + Unlock stealth perk 3

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster