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The Siege Complete Main Quest "The Aftermath".

Collector All Collected all of the artifacts

Moving On Collected every trophy in the game

Almost There Complete Main Quest "The Final Weighing".

Reporter Take 1 photo in 5 different territories.

Big Bang Defeat 20 enemies with explosives

The End Complete the last Main Quest.

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Super Sized Get a 500 Hits Combo

Revenge Taught 3 or more of the teens a lesson, or started the house fire, with Aiden.

Moronic Drone Get a job

Data Collector Scan all enemy types

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

I'm a Legend Be equipped with only Legendary equipment.

Not So Fast Defeat 25 enemies while they are under the effect of Empowered Slow

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

The Arrow Whisperer Kill an enemy with the predator bow from more than 60 meters while controlling the arrow.

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

Roooaaarrrrr! Tame a lion.

Ben-Hur Win the first Hippodrome tournament.

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Road Rage Destroy an opponent in a Hippodrome race.

Fatality! Finish an arena boss with an Overpower Attack.

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond