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Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Owned Complete every activity in a single location.

Flush Acquire a diamond

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

Bird Brained Charge a Vulture

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Can't Cat-ch Me Complete the first Zurk pursuit without being caught.

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

15 Min Fight Scene Battle your way to the Loom Chamber in under 10 minutes

Science Fact Put aside skepticism and help Larry (Solo Campaign only).

Brutal Expert Kill 5 Enemies in a Row with Brutal Combo

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

Triathlon Defeat all three Ski Gnorcs

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Endurance I Unlock assault perk 2

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

30 Kills: M79 Kill 30 Enemies with the M79

Wyatt saved Choose to save Wyatt

Go Make a Pillow! Collect all the Phoenix Feathers

Taking the High Road Light the signal fire in the Remnant Valley

Firestarter Defeat 2 enemies or more using a single Molotov Cocktail

Excavator Find a buried treasure.

A Pirate's Life For Me Complete memory sequence 3.

Stoner Stone and Shatter 30 Enemies

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

Cattle Prod Defeat 30 enemies with the Stun rod.

Stealth Apprentice Completed all stealth training without being spotted.

Routine Hacking Complete present day mission 2.

Hide and Seek Baba Yaga: Rescue Nadia from Trinity

50 Kills: FAL Kill 50 Enemies with the FAL

The Professional Fully mod and completely upgrade all weapons.

Shoot the Moon Use a cannon to dispatch a taunting Gnorc

Dual-wield expert Unlock assault perk 8

Expert Fortune Hunter Find 50 Treasures

Took the Shaman's Path Survived the Shaman's Path and found Ourea's retreat.

Steel Fist Kill 5 Enemies with a Single Punch After Weakening Them with Gunfire

A Helping Hand Defend Remnant home from the Looter Invasion

All Aboard! Board a ship without losing any crew members.

Moonwalker Simulated walking backwards for fifty seconds