Retro_Jackal

Bug Sized Relaxation Release that tension at the root level.

Stay Down You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.

Faraway Frequencies The truth was out there all along!

Tough Nut Finish the story on hard difficulty level.

Casey Jones Take down 25 enemies while riding on a moving train.

The Third Thing Defeat Hartman

Stuck Up Rob five stores in under five minutes.

Switch Hitter Play for at least 2 hours as a male character AND 2 hours as a female character.

Realize Your Art Isn't it pretty? That's going on the fridge.

Hard Finish Finish story mode on Hard, without changing the difficulty setting.

Ding! Champion Earned level 50

Lost And Found Again? Keep track of your kids!

Force Triangulated Breathe some wind into your ocarina, my skyward princess!

Terror Of The Seven Seas Scurvy! Ye look smashing, captain!

Evil to the Core Purchase every negative Karma upgrade for each power.

Artilleryman Kill 20 enemy players in multiplayer using a turret.

Cruise Control Keep any vehicle at thirty mph or over for five more minutes.

Nonconformist You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

Meditation Maestro You reached a higher state of mind.
Or at least some peace and quiet.

Hostile Work Environment Kill 50 Hiss Sharpened
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Trial Combatant Complete a Combat Trial

Exporter Sell five vehicles to Derek at the dock.

Mood Swing Took things a bit too far, didn't you?

Workplace Recreation Play a single game in Arcade Mode

Something Fishy Don't feed the animals! Or do, they're adorable.

Hard to Kill The police want you dead. Survive for ten minutes!

Irritable Bowels You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Chinpoko loco You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

Canadian Handshake You've farted on people 100 times.

More Popular Than Jesus You made friends with half of South Park.

The God of War Complete Arcade Mode with Kratos

Minigame Megalomania All minigames found!

Daddy Issues You befriended your father.

Astral Plumbing Discover the Astral Plane restroom

Avenger You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

I'm all that! Win a ranked match in every multiplayer mode.

Stick Savior You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.

Back in the Day Spend 2 hours outside of missions with past Saints Row characters as your homies

Junk Peddler You sold 300 junk items.

To Greener Pastures Complete Chapter 2.

One Careful Owner Travel a total of fifty miles in one vehicle.

Power Couple You are unstoppable, nothing stands in your way!

Borderland Defender You have defeated all bosses and are a powerful force to be reckoned with

Parkeologist You opened all of the garages in South Park.

The Legend Complete Arcade Mode on Legend

Multiple Applications Use Multi-Launch to hit 3 targets

Ladies' Man Find all of the Playboy magazines.

In-depth Investigations Find 80% of the Collectibles in the Investigations Sector
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Shopaholic You have collected half of the available costume sets.

Make it Rain! You've spent $500.