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That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

Locked and Loaded Buy all attachments for one weapon (Campaign only).

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

Stocked Garage Buy 3 vehicles to populate your garage (Campaign only).

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Saving Sheriff Whitehorse Save Sheriff Whitehorse (Solo Campaign only).

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Science Fact Put aside skepticism and help Larry (Solo Campaign only).

Special Delivery Ensure a baby's safe passage into this world (Solo Campaign only).

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

Together Forever Get to the End (Solo Campaign only).

Like A Bird Use a wingsuit to travel more than 5000m (Campaign only).

Troublemaker Discover the joys of destroying cult property in every region (Solo Campaign only).

Survivalist Purchase half of all perks available (Campaign only).

Sharpshooter Shoot out a cop's tires while fleeing in a police chase.

Squash and Run Run over and kill 20 enemies (Campaign only).

Ghost Kill Perform a Headshot kill with any bow or rifle on any cultist more than 150m away (Campaign only).

Fertilizing the Land Using a tractor, obliterate 5 enemies (Campaign only).