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Dear Future Self You found and listened to all the messages you left for yourself.

Alone and Mighty Complete a level with Pontius only

Seasoned Porter Complete 10 deliveries, 10 recoveries, 10 elimination/destruction standard orders with an S rank in Casual difficulty or above.
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Thoughts Can Kill You used Psychoshock on a Human.

Shadows Cannot Be Killed Complete the campaign on any difficulty without dying

"This House is Clear" Complete the Story.

I've never touched an axe before. Personally smoted 300 enemies - any mode

Could It Be Magic? You beat all of the Prestige drivers in career club events.

Moneybags Possess 10,000 Caps

Employee of the Year Break back into RuptureFarms

The World Stage Compete in the Daily Grind

Elephants Never Forget Poach Ivory.

Eternity Finish the Story Mode

Unlocked Unlock all trials

Champion of Convenience Finish the Store Clerk job

Lucky Winner Scratch off a winning lottery ticket in the Store Clerk job

Fly The Co-op You completed "Deal Breaker", "Hangman's NOOSE" and "Bomb da Base II" in time.

Master of Disaster Earn 2,000 points or more at once

Press Sneak You read all the emails on Talos I.

Unlikely Alliances Recruit your first follower as Eltariel.

Gesticul-8 Perform all 8 gestures of your own volition in co-op

Gramma Z Says... Vanquish 5000 Plants.

I Know Kung Fu! Congratulations on your first win! Keep practicing your Kung Fu in those Ranked Matches and I know you'll only get better and better!

Platinum Trophy Win all other trophies to take your place as the world's greatest sniper

Know Your Maker Read through the credits

Turtle Soup, Yum! Defeat a turtle submerged in water.

Scorched Earth Win the "Scorched Earth" Event

Really Epic! Complete 10 Epic Quests.

Vegetarian ONLY ON HARD - Complete level 63 without eating any flies

Slayer Sided with the werewolves in "Nature of the Beast"

Heavy Hitter Main character inflicted 250 damage with a single hit

Mine Games Deactivate 3 toggle mines in a row with no mistakes

Nothing but Net Throw a piece of coal into the oven without the piece of coal touching anything, flying for 3 seconds.

Above Average Intelligence Finish game without using hints.

Self-sacrifice Sacrifice yourself at the end of Extended.

Soupception Make soup with soup in it

Not-So-Secret Admirer When someone sets their sights on you, don't you just wanna try even harder? Add someone to your Favorites and see what happens!

Prize Catch Finish Operation: Off the Hook

Rest in peace Save yourself at the end of Extended.

Ornithicide Defeated the Onmoraki during "Resentment Unleashed."

Don't look at my screen Complete a track in split screen mode

Elements Rising Star Unlock additional events in 'Elements'.

Warp Drive Engage Finish the Game

Flash Mob Blind 100 Orcs.

The Truth Hurts Uncover the truth.

CG Collector Get all the CG art.

Art Appreciator Get all the illustrations.

Movie Buff Get all the movies and interludes.

Redline Rising Star Unlock additional events in 'Redline'

Obstacle Building Complete all test chambers in the Excursion Funnels co-op course