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Wild West Indies Kill 4 enemies in a row using multi-pistols.

My left or your left? Meet with Rais

Barfly Unlock all taverns.

Former Adventurer Incapacitate 25 enemies with dodge counter.

Seven Deadly Seas Explore all underwater shipwrecks.

Vault Raider Unlock the secret door in Tulum.

Poco Chinpoko You collected 5 Chinpokomon.

Give to the Poor Donate $250 to the gang tithing box.

Made This for You You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.

Shutout You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.

FTFY Fully upgrade your hideout.

Roped In Perform 5 air assassinations from a swinging rope.

Prom Night Survive night pursuit of level two or higher

Skilled Defender Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.

Open Sesame Perform 10 successful Lockpicks

Cartographer Visit every location of the game.

Chatterbox Complete all conversations with the Endurance crew.

Weapon Proficiency Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.

Sharing Is Caring Share each type of discovery with friends once.

New Kid On The Block You have joined the KKK.

Sea Legs Complete all naval contracts.

Lightning Rod Defeat Steropes the Lightning Bringer.

First Day in South Park You completed your first day in South Park.

Mastery You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.

Stay Down You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.

Cannon fodder Recruit 500 crew members.

Pheidippides Run (move or sprint) at least 42,195 m

Mouths Wide Open Kill a Volatile

Nonconformist You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

Siren Song Rescue pirate hostages by distracting enemies with "dancers."

Strong Reach Power Prof. Lvl 10

A Gift from Beyond Earn a Rune

Irritable Bowels You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Canadian Handshake You've farted on people 100 times.

Chinpoko loco You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than Jesus You made friends with half of South Park.

To Greener Pastures Complete Chapter 2.

Daddy Issues You befriended your father.

Harran Shooting Club Kill 50 enemies with shooting weapons

Trade Company Sell items worth 10,000 dollars

Avenger You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

Into the Unknown Warp to Hell

Stick Savior You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.

Junk Peddler You sold 300 junk items.

Snake in the grass Escape the arena

Parkeologist You opened all of the garages in South Park.

Agile Reach Agility Prof. Lvl 10

Destroyer Fully upgrade the Jackdaw.

Shopaholic You have collected half of the available costume sets.

Volcanic Sunscreen Defeat Arges the Bright One