Remirez

Never Alone Started at least one romance.

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Flush Acquire a diamond

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Bird Brained Charge a Vulture

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Triathlon Defeat all three Ski Gnorcs

Medicine Girl Successfully performed the entire ritual.

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Discerning Taste Take down a street performer who is imitating a statue.

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside

Stocked Collect 150 Items

The End One possible reality has been uncovered...

Black Sun Down Deactivated the Black Sun.

Stealth Apprentice Completed all stealth training without being spotted.

I'm As Shocked As You Are Defeat an enemy or civilian by stepping in water.

OCD Get all other trophies in the game

Cattle Prod Defeat 30 enemies with the Stun rod.

Shoot the Moon Use a cannon to dispatch a taunting Gnorc

Clean Job Shut down the monitor and finished the mission using only Aiden.

"Gets the aggressions out, doesn't it?" Use the hole punch.

Soldier Complete all chapters on Normal.

Moonwalker Simulated walking backwards for fifty seconds

Pops of the Tops Detonate 3 explosive chests on the pillars in Alpine Ridge

Army Of Me Defeat 300 enemies.

Gatherer Collect 400 gems in Blowhard

Together Forever Protected Jodie from her attackers.

Level Up Create a new mission using the UGC level editor.

Comin' Through! Charge through 4 Armored Druids near the start of Magic Crafters

Smart Thief Deactivated the supermarket's camera.

Shardcore Pick up 50% of blast shards scattered around New Marais.