RelievingFart69

Battle Hardened Complete one session in each Multiplayer mode (Ranked Match).

The Take Disarmed the fire traps in Chateau Haine's vaults. ("Mark of the Assassin" downloadable content)

WET Platinum Trophy Congratulations! You are the Ultimate Fixer!

Firestarter Completed Playing with Fire

Il Coppo Del'Arte! Say 5 Art Cop lines

Read the Defense Find all readables in "The Adventures of Gunslinger Joe"

Killin's As Easy As Breathing Kill 10 enemies in a row using any light machine gun without releasing the trigger.

Lock Smith Use every key.

Trial of the Fool Take It Slow on: reach Skyhold at level 5 or less.

Old School Beat 10 Warpzones

Going Overboard Kraken Awakes - Complete the mission on Authentic difficulty.

The World's Most Laughable Centrist Defend the political centre 7 times

Signing Bonus Find all gold in "The Adventures of Gunslinger Joe"

Fight Forever Kick Out of a Pin After Being Hit With a Finisher (Play Mode vs AI).

Sliding Doors Move to the side door of the Van

BOWELWHISTLER Finish the DLC in Insane mode

Lock & Load Fully equip a level 5 weapon with level 5 mods.

Word smith Read every letter.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Jump off the ship

I Immediately Regret This Decision Electrocute and drug yourself at the same time.

Dicey launch String together: slide, wallrun, wall climb, turn, jump. [Pure Time Trials]

Flight of the Valkyries Win a mission with an all-female squad. Single player only.

Ceremorphosis Make the ultimate sacrifice: become a mindflayer to defeat the Netherbrain.

Corpse Aplenty Eliminate 10,000 Zombies

100% Arms Find 100% of all Apocalypse Arms.

Magna Slum Laude Attain a total of 85,000 score on Interval 02

Friends in Low Places Become allies with Crater

Mines of Death killer Finish 'Mines of Death' on Insane

Hardcore Completed the campaign on Hardcore difficulty

The Politics of Silencing Foes Defeat Sen. Armstrong without taking any damage on Hard difficulty or above.

Handle with Care Return 30 crates in one game of Contractions

It's The Final Countdown Complete all Main Missions.

Boomstick Collect the Shotgun

Cheating Death Deal with 50 traps.
0/50

Open Season Complete your first league match

Just Getting Started Earn 25 Stars

Knightrider Win the Talmberg horse race.

Investigation Complete Find all readables in "The Diaries of Agent Silent Death"

California Gold Find all gold in "The Diaries of Agent Silent Death"

Recoil Enthusiast Jump 1500 times

Doomed Crafted an Angry Ghost

Surreptitious swing String together: springboard, wallrun, turn, swing, jump. [Pure Time Trials]

Consistent Performance Successfully complete three Hazard Level 3 missions from start to finish in a row.
0/3

I'm comin' for ya As Hitchhiker use one sidle, bolthole and ladder in a single match.

Killing time Score 25000 on Super Turbo Turkey Puncher 3 in DOOM 3 or RoE

100% Notes Find 100% of all notes in the game.

Angel of Death Kill an alien while flying. Single player only.

Cannibal Run Attain a total of 95,000 score on Interval 03

When They’re Down Stab a Glómori on its back.

Crash Landing In the Wyrmway, wait until the dragon is midflight, then knock it out of the sky - KAPOW.