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Dude, It's Like, Cannibalism Hoagie eats a Hoagie

And Then the Universe Implodes Try to mix the disappearing ink with Booboo-B-Gone

Olive Branch Return the stamp album to Weird Ed

30 Kills: Mk-NDI Kill 30 Enemies with Mk-NDI Grenades

Expert Wenja Learn all skills.

Rap Sheet: Thief Pick up 15 things that don't belong to you

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

THESE ARE OUR STORIES Spend 20,000 bonus points

So Close... The Old Warehouse - Reach the end with all characters... and fail

Apex Predator Obtain all the Trophies.

Hangman Kill 20 Enemies with Gunfire While Hanging

50 Kills: 92FS-9mm Kill 50 Enemies with the 92FS-9mm

100 Headshots Kill 100 Enemies with Headshots

Big Bang Defeat 20 enemies with explosives

No Stone Left Unturned Find all documents, relics and GPS caches.

50 Kills: M4 Kill 50 Enemies with the M4

Data Collector Scan all enemy types

Reporter Take 1 photo in 5 different territories.

Professional Fortune Hunter Find 40 Treasures

Brutal Slugger Kill 20 Enemies with Brutal Combo

Knife sheath + Unlock stealth perk 3

Novice Fortune Hunter Find 20 Treasures

Not So Fast Defeat 25 enemies while they are under the effect of Empowered Slow

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Moronic Drone Get a job

MORAL VICTORY Markus succeeded in making the soldiers stand back

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Changing Lanes Perform a Vehicle Takedown from the passenger seat of a vehicle (Campaign Co-op only).

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

Tourist Win a bet on a cockfight.

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

Feel the Force Unlock all Jedi skills

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

Stocked Garage Buy 3 vehicles to populate your garage (Campaign only).

Fatality! Finish an arena boss with an Overpower Attack.

Far, Far Away... Drive a total of 50 km

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar