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Special Forces Cleared every mission and challenge mission in the Special Forces Pack.

Altitude Sickness Crouch or slide into a double jump

Merchant of Disorder You acquired 15 equipment upgrades

Thresher Thrashed Defeat Terramorphous the Invincible.

No Pain, No Gain! Play the PAIN Downtown table.

Surgical Sniper Heal by getting 10 headshot kills while you have the Golden Harbinger equipped.

Pyromaniac Kill a Mummy by setting it on fire (The Curse of the Pharaohs)

Cuckoo for Incarceration Rescue your friend.

Turtle School Master Complete 20 Turtle School training challenges and report to Master Roshi.

Clearing The Way Ensure safe passage to the source of the MPT

Gasping For Air Find oxygen when death seemed certain

Reality-Shattering Proportions Meet Lani-Loli

Wheeler Dealer Collect 10 Vehicles.

Pacta Sunt Servanda Finish the "Hearts of Stone" expansion.

Top Tip, Dead Flip Bounce the ball off the flipper 5 times without flipping.

Superspy Cleared every mission and challenge mission in the Spy Pack.

National Amateurs Champion Complete National Amateurs Championship.

Destroyed On Gaspar, blow up all Blarg destroyers

Melee Legend Kill 150 enemies with melee.

Networking Complete 20 Missions as part of a group.

Yaaaaaay Introduce thyself to the White Knight.

The Great Escape Complete "Desperate Escape" with an S rank.

The Riddle of the Sphynx Have your bazooka ready.

Grand Mage Cast grand magic for the first time.

Sleeping Beauty Kill the sleeping guy in face down rappel section

Crash Override Cleaned up N.A.O.M.I's code.

Buckle Up, Boys, Buckle Up! Earn 5 Relics.

5, 4, 3, 2, Mach 1! Get 50 seconds of air time in any Ford car

They'll all be remembered Find every single historical item

Artificial Intelligence Discover the fate of Marko Dragic.

Trigger Clickin' Good Shoot 5 of them in a single level.

Take Aim Destroy a fighter or bomber on Novalis

Nano This! Upgrade to Ultra Nanotech

Flashy Finish Win a battle with a Super Finish.

Island Hopper Visited an island other than the first

Bad Dog! Defeat Cerberos.

Western Stranger Complete 10 Stranger mission strands.

A Light At The End Of The Tunnel Check up on the MPT before escaping from a collapsing titan

Entering Uncharted Territory Play the Uncharted table.

Rooftop Runner Earned a gold medal in Auldnoir Free Race II.

Swappin' Win a race in a vehicle with an engine swap

The Conqueror Win the conquest of Elysium with freed humans from the 3 main regions.

Drek This! Defeat Chairman Drek

Turtle School Legend Complete 50 Turtle School training challenges and report to Master Roshi.

Let Them Eat Cake Play the Fat Princess table.

Are You Ready to Get Muddy? Play the MotorStorm table.

Cortex N. Furiated Just "forget" it. Repeatedly.

Way of the Warrior Defeat 150 enemies singlehandedly in one playthrough of "Desperate Escape."

From 0 - 400 Play the wipEout table.

Warehouse I knew I'd find it here in the warehouse
I should take better care of these pieces