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Apex Predator Obtain all the Trophies.

50 Kills: 92FS-9mm Kill 50 Enemies with the 92FS-9mm

Money to Eat Earned enough money to have some chocolate during dinner.

100 Headshots Kill 100 Enemies with Headshots

No Stone Left Unturned Find all documents, relics and GPS caches.

50 Kills: M4 Kill 50 Enemies with the M4

Knife sheath + Unlock stealth perk 3

Moronic Drone Get a job

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Hitting Your Stride Upgrade any weapon to the next level

Novice Fortune Hunter Find 20 Treasures

Big Bang Defeat 20 enemies with explosives

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

Blissful Save the Marshal from the Bliss (Solo Campaign only).

London uprising Defeat the London Monitor

Revenge Taught 3 or more of the teens a lesson, or started the house fire, with Aiden.

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Locked and Loaded Buy all attachments for one weapon (Campaign only).

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Data Collector Scan all enemy types

What's in the Box? Unlock the strong chest in Doctor Shemp

Not So Fast Defeat 25 enemies while they are under the effect of Empowered Slow

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

Deliverance Release friend

MORAL VICTORY Markus succeeded in making the soldiers stand back

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

Path to the Goddess Solve the Goddess Statue puzzle.

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Birds of a Feather Flame every Vulture in Cliff Town

Tell Me How You Really Feel Kill 25 Enemies using the Rage of the Gods

Vermin Extermination Destroy a Mr. Raccoon.

Liberation Complete game on any difficulty

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Changing Lanes Perform a Vehicle Takedown from the passenger seat of a vehicle (Campaign Co-op only).

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie