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Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Feel the Force Unlock all Jedi skills

MORAL VICTORY Markus succeeded in making the soldiers stand back

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

Truth Seeker Collect 25% of all narrative assets (relics, murals and documents)

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

Tell Me How You Really Feel Kill 25 Enemies using the Rage of the Gods

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Green Thumb Have a fully grown terrarium

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Insomnia's Waking Nightmare Completed the Prologue.

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Flush Acquire a diamond

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Medical Droid Find all of BD-1's stim canisters

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

Mental Patience Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene

Music Appreciation Award Reach yesterday without turning the stereo off

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

That's Gonna Leave a Mark Spill 500 buckets of blood on Kratos

Taking the High Road Light the signal fire in the Remnant Valley

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Data Disk Find all of BD-1's encrypted logs